damion
Pound Shop Alex Petridis
Daft Twat Damion on the ones and two's
1. Falco - It's All Over Now Baby Blue
Bob Dylan classic gets a pasting!! Utterly awful, especially when he breaks into German something about high heels. Falco was that c*nt who did rock me amadeus. I think this is probably a last desperate attempt at fame. So bad it's good. IN a bad way.
Which is good.
2. Bollywood AllStars - Dont Stop Till You Get To Bollywood
Michael Jackson's Dont Stop Till You Get Enough with some delightful indian lyrics over the top... check out new unreleased Bollywood Allstars on my forthcoming album on Tip! Yeah!
3. GLC - Soap Bar
"Yeah I smoke soapbar with lots of bits of plastic / I leaves mine in it 'cos it tastes fantastic."
Welsh.
4. PicAsio - Fill Me In vs Eye Of The Tiger
Ahh we love bootlegs. Right girls! Right on! And this is sublime. It works better than either of the originals. And if it's good music, it's good music! yeah!
5. Dalek Beach Party - Teddy Boy's Picnic
Sublime rockabilly nonsense from listen who f*ing cares where
6. Mojo Nixon - Girlfriend In A Coma
Smiths classic gets an utter pasting from some idiot or other. Sort of a daft take on lounge cover versions of sensible songs. It's so postmodern that it shouldn't really be played, as the decor at whatever party you're playing at would suddenly be rendered meaningless.
In fact the record is so post-postmodern that putting it in a top10 has just made the whole concept of a top10 seem rather idiotic, and this top10 descends into an infinite regress or transcendental self-disproofs. Anyway, the record: we love it. Yes.
7. Balsara & His Singing Sitars - I Wanna Hold Your Hand
From the Exotica collection of Beatles covers, it does exactly what it says on the tin. And it makes me laugh so hard i lost a kidney last week.
8. Tarnation - Leaving On A Jet Plane
John Denver tune. He died on a jet plane. Once i was waiting for a jet plane and my girlfriend at the time, blissfully unaware of Denver's fate, starts singing this tune. Which is an incredibly daft f*ing thing to do really isnt it, but not as daft as this cover version, which takes possibly the saddest bit of ironic i-sing-about-it, and-then-i-die-from-it songs and turns it into a f*ing romp in misery woods that even the goths who hang about at the shopping centre on a saturday afternoon harming themselves would have a bit of a job getting through.sigh.
9. Skit Dank - You Give Love A Bad Name
Ska version of the bon jovi "classic". "Classic" in the same way that "Prostate" is a classic cancer, or that "Chlamidya" is a "Classic" sexually transmited disease, or that anything Alien Peoject has done since he first went to the lavatory unaided (allegedly, at the age of twenty-two) is in some way "Classic". Pish posh.
10.Moog Cookbook - Sweet Home Alabama
Americana gets sent up. What more do you need??
I'll rock up and play these at your party for £50.
If i rock up, and you dont want me to play them, that'll be £100.
This doesn't include the Black Swan, which for reasons relating to my last set there I am unable to set foot within three hundred feet of.
Seriously, if anyone wants to hear these drop me a PM and I can sort you out with a CD, or the Samaritans phone number, whichever we both decide is more appropriate.
1. Falco - It's All Over Now Baby Blue
Bob Dylan classic gets a pasting!! Utterly awful, especially when he breaks into German something about high heels. Falco was that c*nt who did rock me amadeus. I think this is probably a last desperate attempt at fame. So bad it's good. IN a bad way.
Which is good.
2. Bollywood AllStars - Dont Stop Till You Get To Bollywood
Michael Jackson's Dont Stop Till You Get Enough with some delightful indian lyrics over the top... check out new unreleased Bollywood Allstars on my forthcoming album on Tip! Yeah!
3. GLC - Soap Bar
"Yeah I smoke soapbar with lots of bits of plastic / I leaves mine in it 'cos it tastes fantastic."
Welsh.
4. PicAsio - Fill Me In vs Eye Of The Tiger
Ahh we love bootlegs. Right girls! Right on! And this is sublime. It works better than either of the originals. And if it's good music, it's good music! yeah!
5. Dalek Beach Party - Teddy Boy's Picnic
Sublime rockabilly nonsense from listen who f*ing cares where
6. Mojo Nixon - Girlfriend In A Coma
Smiths classic gets an utter pasting from some idiot or other. Sort of a daft take on lounge cover versions of sensible songs. It's so postmodern that it shouldn't really be played, as the decor at whatever party you're playing at would suddenly be rendered meaningless.
In fact the record is so post-postmodern that putting it in a top10 has just made the whole concept of a top10 seem rather idiotic, and this top10 descends into an infinite regress or transcendental self-disproofs. Anyway, the record: we love it. Yes.
7. Balsara & His Singing Sitars - I Wanna Hold Your Hand
From the Exotica collection of Beatles covers, it does exactly what it says on the tin. And it makes me laugh so hard i lost a kidney last week.
8. Tarnation - Leaving On A Jet Plane
John Denver tune. He died on a jet plane. Once i was waiting for a jet plane and my girlfriend at the time, blissfully unaware of Denver's fate, starts singing this tune. Which is an incredibly daft f*ing thing to do really isnt it, but not as daft as this cover version, which takes possibly the saddest bit of ironic i-sing-about-it, and-then-i-die-from-it songs and turns it into a f*ing romp in misery woods that even the goths who hang about at the shopping centre on a saturday afternoon harming themselves would have a bit of a job getting through.sigh.
9. Skit Dank - You Give Love A Bad Name
Ska version of the bon jovi "classic". "Classic" in the same way that "Prostate" is a classic cancer, or that "Chlamidya" is a "Classic" sexually transmited disease, or that anything Alien Peoject has done since he first went to the lavatory unaided (allegedly, at the age of twenty-two) is in some way "Classic". Pish posh.
10.Moog Cookbook - Sweet Home Alabama
Americana gets sent up. What more do you need??
I'll rock up and play these at your party for £50.
If i rock up, and you dont want me to play them, that'll be £100.
This doesn't include the Black Swan, which for reasons relating to my last set there I am unable to set foot within three hundred feet of.
Seriously, if anyone wants to hear these drop me a PM and I can sort you out with a CD, or the Samaritans phone number, whichever we both decide is more appropriate.
Scary :smoke: :smoke: