Sep 29, 2004
Pure genius. No less than we expect.
My hat is off.
1. put on a huge halloween party in a massive mansion on top of a hill, where your not allowed entrance unless your in costume (an no Â£1.50 monster masks from woolworth) proper gothic tim burton type suits.
2. sleep on a beach and wake at dawn and see the sunrise (cant believe i havent done this yet)
3. design and build my dream house
4. learn how to ride a horse properly
5. have a shag in the woods in the rain (cant believe i havent done this yet either!!!)
6. write and direct my own film
7. grow a porno moustache
8. travel the world (default answer)
9. fall in love with a beautiful long haired girl, whos funny, intelligent, likes to surf and poi and loves me just as much in return........aawwwww
10. learn who to build the perfect reefer :smokingr:
ohohoh wait a mo...
take one of those shits where you hardly (if at all) have to wipe yer bum...yeeeeesss you know the ones.
ok in no particular order.
Take some one special to Thailand to show them where I grew up, could show Mr 5 a tiger or two there too..
Go to Australia, South America - the last continents I've not been to..
Buy a kiln so I can make my own pots again.
Live somewhere warm again.
Discover Africa without my Dad as a tour guide.
Sun set at Kariba with Mr 5.
Take him to dive with sharks in South Africa, coz I'd like to do that too.
Learn Yoga properly.
Get a proper sun tan.
:goodthre: I love reading all your great ideas! Don't really have any burning desires not yet met. I suppose things I would love to be able to do would be
1. Inherit a huge estate and be able to invite family and loved ones to live close to each other, but with enough room to not be in each other's face all the time! :wizard1: Something like Longleat only bigger!!
2. Design a special room in my house to learn circus skills, employ people from Cirque de Soleil to teach us what to do!! :wub: :wub:
3. Plan and throw a big party, get everything in to make the party really special :partysmi: :clubjump: :shrooms: :cooljump: :smokingr:
4. Ask Ott to play at the party and he says yes!!
5. Design and set up a really nice spa and run my business from there.
6. Have a holiday house in the sun, near the beach and with a pool! :sun:
7. Ban Christmas and Valentine's Day, take all the money wasted on both those holidays and do something useful for people in need.
8. Legalise drugs and ban wars :smokingr: :peace:
9. Have Tony Blair and George Bush removed from office and put in stocks in front of their respective offices. :crazy: :crazy:
10. I'd like to have back my 20 year old body, this one is getting on a bit!! :sob: :sob:
- Procreate - and be a good dad
- Preferably with someone I'm totally in love with - and be a good match for them
- Put at least one album out
- Co-write, record and produce a duet with Gemma Hayes
- Get a pilot's licence
- Get a plane
- Invent something really cool that means I can work a 3-day week maximum
- Live in a different world city every year for a few years
- Master a martial art or two
- Learn to play guitar *properly*
Bonus ambition : Kill Noam Chomsky by shoving a tiger up his arse 10 times then throwing his body to the sharks
1 write a cracking book :huh:
2 be in a cracking film
3 inspire people to spiritualy love the planet and themselves more :hihug:
4 Evolve 2% :runsmile:
5 touch my toes without falling over :jump:
6 try dmt :trippn:
7 do less drugs
8 do all the amazing things that i havent thought off yet :dancey:
9 India :lol1:
10 Be at peace
I don't think it is just our bedside cabinets that would get on
1) Become a Pro Surfer (nstead of just fucking one)
2) Fuck Travis Fimmel (lots, in every available orifice)
3) Bomb tony blair and bush (guts, yumbo)
4) give Jack the world (he deserves everything :wub
5) Get my car on the road again (Im lazy, i gotta get my finger out me ass!)
6) Get my soulmate back (he knows who he is)
7) Never run out of money (to fund Nicotine and nitrous addictions)
8) Orgasm everytime i have sex (hell yeah!)
9) Be a man for the day (I wanna piss in the snow)
10) Have a white Christmas in Plymouth! (as if it will EVER happen!)
Ooh, actually, you reminded me Jenna, I'd love to be a woman for one day (or if i liked it, maybe more ) - ive always wondered what it would be like and according to classical mythology sources (Ovid) women get more fun from sex
And bird, you want to own a Lambourghini Murcielago too? Are you by any chance a 'truly beautiful woman' as well? *josh contemplates fulfillment of 9 & 10 of things he wants to do before he dies*
Believe me, men have more Orgasms then women do, I am the only person that can make me come in spurts! :ph34r:
u need to get laid to do that joe heheheeeee
It's not beyond my abilities, y'know! :P
I like a man who has a positive outlook on his next 50 years
In all honesty though - I'm a bit too distracted with the whole music thing to get involved with anyone at the moment (I doubt I could be considered attentive enough at the moment) - plus I'm sort of biding my time after a couple of gf situations went kablooey.
1- sort my life out
2- sort everyone elses life out
5- partying outside in middle of a big city in the middle of rush hour
6- take the piss as much as i can
7- blow up something big
8- live in a commune
9- live in a really big squat again
10- my films to get well known and get some of the shit in being released today exposed as the crap that they are!
yup thats bout it
I was thinking more that I could probably help you fulfill number 2
how much then?
erm, dunno, I got change for a fiver
have 3 Â£coins, 2 50ps, 1 10, a travelcard (zones 1-4), drivers licence, condom from the health clinic (they're better than durex ones i swear & free!)
will that do? :unsure:
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