2 tomatoes crossing a street

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one says to the other

beware of the car... brrlhofsh*
where... brrlhofsh*

*sound of the tomato on the car




edit: bewared replaced by beware
thank yooo
 

LOLITA

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I thought what the tomato said was: catch up!
But of course, if people fart at the same time..
 

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Nooooooooooooooooo :irazz: *bows with humility b4 the one who obviously knows better*

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bez23 said:
Hear the one abuot the blind mohel?






He got the sac :Grin:

:ilol:

A guy goes to the doctor and says he wants to be castrated. "Castrated?" says the doctor, "Are you sure that's what you want?" "Yeah," says the guy, "I've heard it's the cleanest way to be." "OK," says the doctor, "I can fit you in in a week". So the guy goes back a week later and has the operation, which goes smoothly and successfully. When he's leaving post-op to go home, he's wheeled past a woman booking an appointment for her son. "I'd like to book a circumcision for my boy", she says. The guy goes "Circumcision! That's the word I was looking for last week..."
 

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:ilol:

<wonders if the introduction of the new avat, the phalic figure of Alien, may have had any influence on the latest posts>
 

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Natalia said:
I don't believe anyone gets religiously castrated!

Really?Why?
 
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