Baby Planes

zeromonkey

Monkey
Messages
15,179
Reaction score
30
Location
N.London
a boy...

who had been looking out the window...

during a flight...

turned to his mother...

and asked...

if dogs have baby dogs...

and cats have baby cats...

why don't planes have baby planes...

the mother...

who couldn't think of an answer...

told her son to ask the flight attendant...

so the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant...

if dogs have baby dogs...

and cats have baby cats...

why don't planes have baby planes...

the flight attendant responded...

did your mother tell you to ask me that...

the little boy admitted that she did...

well then...

tell your mother...

that there are no baby planes...

because virgin air...

always pulls out on time...

let your mother explain that to you...
 

martin_e

Pantheistic Cyberneticist
Messages
9,057
Reaction score
7
Location
Living in a shed in Broadstairs
Always worrying to fly an airline which won't go all the way...
 
Top