Bad German gag

Biggins

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A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you"
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour" "Ist goot, But I must
varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can
do a little kinky"

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your
limbs.." The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the
springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans and knees."

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is
paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the
energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the
most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before
she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally
amazing....... what do you call that?" "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung
duck technique"
 

Squagnut

There's a gnu in my squat
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May you drown in sauerkraut.
 

Vanilla Penguin

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i saw a man carrying a very long stick in the field where I live...I said to him "Excuse me, but are you a pole Vaulter?"

He replied "No, I am German, but how did you know my name vas valter?"
 
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