Or a carpet warehouse.
Bad: Clan of Xymox (sounds like a support group for benzo addicts)
No way! I always liked Clan of Xymox, though I take your point about the benzo addicts. Also, xerox machines.
OK, some nominations off the top of my head, in no order:
Good - This Mortal Coil
Bad - Showaddywaddy
Good - dgoHn (pronounced John)
Bad - Biffy Clyro. Whyyyyyy?
Good - Godspeed You! Black Emperor, though in my head it reads as Godspeed! You Black Emperor.
Bad - Menswear. Fucking
Menswear, FFS! Their music was straight outta Burton's chino aisle as well. YAWN
Good - The Haxan Cloak
Bad - The War On Drugs
Good - Errorbeauty
Bad - Dälek. I mean, I love them and I know it is supposed to be pronounced "dialec" (as in "dialectic"), but all I see is Dr. Who.
Good - The Revolutionary Army of the Infant Jesus
Bad - The Presidents of the United States of America
Good - Nine Inch Nails
Bad - Nickelback
Good - The Velvet Underground
Bad - The Cardigans
Good - Pussy Riot
Bad - Anal Cunt
Good - Pope John Paul Van Damme. I know this one is very silly, but it makes me chuckle every time.
Bad - Hootie And The Blowfish. This one really rustles my jimmies. Why would anyone in their right mind listen to music by a band called Hootie and the Blowfish? You just
know it is going to be fucking terrible.