Breast Enlargement


There's a gnu in my squat
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her boobs are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her boobs. How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs every day will make my boobs larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

Eight months later, he was out of traction.