mad ron
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would be a top ten but I don't have time so here is the number one all time weird and useless CD blurb from the creative vacuum that is Spun Records:
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture.We are...
...controlling transmission.
If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to...
The Outer Limits"
erm...anyone still reading...didn't think so.
I read these stinking blurbs on psyshop and CHaos all the time. Thought it would be nice to have somewhere to post them for ridicule.
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture.We are...
...controlling transmission.
If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to...
The Outer Limits"
erm...anyone still reading...didn't think so.
I read these stinking blurbs on psyshop and CHaos all the time. Thought it would be nice to have somewhere to post them for ridicule.