cHoppAz Bazumble Sale

djchoppa Feb 20, 2004

  1. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    Goodmans, Slightly too personal CD player, plays songs relating to you life and details those areas in which you have failed miserably to live up to your own, or others, expectations. Needs attention. £15.

    Bills. Gas, water, electric and council tax. £387 could sell separately.

    250 x 2 piece jigsaw puzzles. Each showing scenes of bits of harbour/sky. £1 each

    All Scotland's Butterflies. You wondered where they'd gone. I've got them in my garage. £150 the lot.

    Incompetently drawn hand made fathers day card, depicting some sort of blue square holding hands with larger green shape (possibly car?). Message inside reads "Please love me daddy from Josie" but spelt wrong. £offers. Unwanted gift.

    Playstation 6. Quick they're after me £offers

    Conker. Championship winner Stuttgart 1986. Filled with glitter for a spectacular ending. 29lb £29

    Qualcast Technics "Mix and Mow" sit down DJ's lawnmower, with twin turntables, mixer, amp and 800W grass bins £175

    CD Rewriter - put the chorus and breakdowns where You want them £75

    Four flutes. Boxed. Hardly used. Unwanted christmas gifts. Apparently my stupid family don't want to learn to play the flute. £150


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  2. Wardo

    Wardo Junior Members

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    :o Choppa you can't sell your worldly possetions, are you denouncing matirialism and becoming a monk? Atleast you'll get a better hair cut :Smile3:
     
  3. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    They've all gotta go cuz i kinda run out of money and still haven't found a job.

    I'm putting an ad in the paper for my services today....

    "COMPUTERS Custom build from £4. Really good. Promise. How hard can it be? It's only wires"

    :P
     
  4. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    Just thought of a couple more business ideas....

    Did you call my pint a poof? What are you looking at you four-eyed ponce? Sorry I'm late, I've been hanging out the back of your mum.
    These and other sure fire chat up lines available from cHoppA £5 each

    Patios laid free of charge, as long as you agree not to look at what I bury under them.


    :lol:
     
  5. Ott^

    Ott^ Guest

    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (djchoppa @ Feb 20 2004, 01:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Incompetently drawn hand made fathers day card, depicting some sort of blue square holding hands with larger green shape (possibly car?). Message inside reads "Please love me daddy from Josie" but spelt wrong. £offers. Unwanted gift.
    [/quote:7c8690cce7]
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
     
  6. Pheadra

    Pheadra My other ride is your mum

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    Dont laugh Ott! I made that!!!!!!!! :Wink3:
     
  7. Pheadra

    Pheadra My other ride is your mum

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    Dont laugh Ott! I made that!!!!!!!! :Wink3:
     
  8. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    Inexpensive child-minder required to look after sensitive 6 year old (Josie) while rest of family go on a 3 week holiday to Disneyworld. References/experience not essential.

    :P
     
  9. Fluff

    Fluff Guest

    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (djchoppa @ Mar 15 2004, 12:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Inexpensive child-minder required to look after sensitive 6 year old (Josie) while rest of family go on a 3 week holiday to Disneyworld. References/experience not essential.

    :P [/quote:3601b7037c]
    How much does it pay? :P :rolleyes:
     
  10. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    I'm back on the internet now after a break of tooooo long. Will anybody buy my trinklets? please.... here's a few more

    Crack pipe with colourful logo "Worlds number one mum" £7.50

    MDF-Effect mahogany dining table £25

    SONY MILKMAN - with headphones. Holds up to 4000 cheery whistles £19

    Ebay for sale. There's one in my computer. It can be yours for just £25. Buyer to collect the lot.

    Microwave for sale, 23.6GHz. looks lovely at night £22 per metre.

    32" Widescreen TV remote. The biggest handset you'll ever need. £5



    :Smile3:
     
  11. dave arc-i

    dave arc-i Guest

    would you have something REALLY useful? - money to burn nothing to burn it on
     
  12. Utility_Stick

    Utility_Stick Senior Fucking Member

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    :Smile3: you iz a funny man.
     
  13. mr_cool

    mr_cool ~~~~~~~~~

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    this was the funniest thread ever. josie's card had me in stitches. glad to see you back choppa
     
  14. Vanilla Penguin

    Vanilla Penguin V.P Psy comes to Dorset

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    Very,very funny.. I quite like the crack pipe one..in a very cringey way... all par excellence 10/10 :Smile3:
     
  15. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    More stuff to sell.....


    Big girls blouse £10
    Smartie pants £15
    Clever clogs £20

    A egg £1

    Used tissue 5p, real alive dolphin, too big for jacuzzi £offers (Will not separate)

    Auctioneers Gavel - Do I hear £5

    Rabbits, parrots, snakes, lizards, tortoises, Chinchillas Guaranteed. 30 minute delivery. Free garlic bread.

    Womans Mountain Bike - Pink, hardly used due to pregnacy VGC £35 also litter of baby mountain bikes, mainly tabby, some ginger.

    Thirty five million air miles for only £700. Reluctant sale but banned from flying after getting drunk and threatning to glass air hostess while I was supposed to be landing the plane or something.

    :Smile3:
     
  16. Verb

    Verb Absolutely Ridiculous!

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    :ilol:
     
  17. SketchySteve

    SketchySteve No Social Conscience

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    ROTFLMAO!!

    Good to see you back, looks like you've got allot of forum sillyness bottled up :Smile3:

    Dont get a job we need you more, I vote we put a "donate now" button on the forum to pay you to keep us ammused full time :Smile3:
     
  18. dave arc-i

    dave arc-i Guest

    how was disneyland?

    did joise miss you?

    do you care?
     
  19. Steve0

    Steve0 Senior Member

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    WoW Chopps is back!

    Hello!
     
  20. norty303

    norty303 Member (Todger)

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    Woooooow, DJChoppa!!!!

    Ferret is going to be so very, very bouncy!!
     
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