Country Cousins


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We may have the best tunes but maybe our Country & Western cousins could teach us a thing or two about naming them......

some of my favourite (apparently genuine !?) song titles are...

'Get your biscuits in the oven, and your buns on the bed'

'Get your tounge out of your my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye'

'Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure'

'How can I miss you if you wont go away'

'I don't know whether to kill myself,or go bowling'

'I got in at 2 with a 10, and woke at 10 with a 2'

'I hate every bone in your body except for mine'

'I just bought a car from the guy that stole my girl. But the car don't run so we're even'

'I keep forgettin' I forgot about you'

'I liked you better before I knew you so well'

'I still miss you baby, but my aims gettin' better'

'I'm so miserable without you, it's like having you here'

'I've got tears in my ears, lying on my back crying over you'

'If I had shot you when I wanted to , I'd be out by now'

'My wife ran of with my best friend and I sure do miss him'

'She got the ring I got the finger'

'You're the reason our kids are so ugly'

.....god bless red necks!


~Catalyst Of the Mind~
When set loose
I fly away,
Never so cursed
As when I go astray
what am i?


Sticky Toffee Pudding
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You're the new Riddler.....

Am i right...did I win..... :Smile3:


There's a gnu in my squat
TEK_Row said:
When set loose
I fly away,
Never so cursed
As when I go astray
what am i?

You are off-topic.


51% Sweetheart,49% Bitch
You know you're a redneck when you yell "hoe down!!" and your girlfriend hits the floor.