doctor doctor



Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"

Man - "I've got an orange willy!"

Doc - "What?"

Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."

Doc - "Umm.. I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a

sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?

Man - "Not really"

Doc - "What about stress at work?"

Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss,

I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"

Doc - "That sounds very stressful."

Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the

salary and I feel really appreciated"

Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"

Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and

put me down every chance she got."

Doc - "That sounds stressful"

Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."

Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"

Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits."



God mintsmak

Makdaddy, you are da man!!


Photography mad.

There are 2 fleas ar a motorway service station. One of them is really cold and the other is all nice and warm.
So the warm flea asked, "Why are you shivering so badly?" ,
"Oh" said the freezing little flea, "I just come all the way down on a motorcyclists moustache, It's very cold that way you know."
The warm flea laughed, "Well, what you need to do now is get inside the womens toilet and wait for a bit. When a young lady pops in to use the toliet, jump up to the warm part and there you will be a happy warm flea."
The cold flea, still shivering said, "OK, I will try that, thank you."

The next day the same 2 fleas are at another service station. The warm flea from before, looked surprised as the other little flea was again shivering.
"What's the matter?" said the cold flea, "Didn't you do what I suggested?
The poor cold shivering flea replied, "Yes, I did exactly what you said, Only, when I woke up this morning I was on that motorcyclists moustache again."


doctor doctor ? the battle for the worst joke is another thread mate.