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digifrog

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A bit controversial, but comedy is flat if it isn't controversial.

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."

"New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him."

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
 

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"I was walking home the other day and this guy hammering on his roof called me 'a paranoid little man' in morse code."
 

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I don't consider my body to be a temple. It's more of a Presbyterian youth club.

When it comes to sex, I can hold my own.
 
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