English subtitles in Japanese films.

DJJD

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Genuine English Subtitles From Japanese Films:

* I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

* Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

* Gun wounds again?

* Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

* A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

* Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken

* Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot.

* Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

* This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat.

* Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

* I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

* You daring lousy guy.

* Beat him out of recognizable shape!

* Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.

* I have been scared silly too much lately.

* I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

* Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

* The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

* How can you use my intestines as a gift?

* Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some but of the giant lizard person.

* You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken



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miszt said:
:lol1: brlliant :Grin: some times I think they just use babelfish to translate this stuff hehe

Have you ever played Babelfish forum game?? Must have to do it in a moment. :Grin:
 

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Tis truly the land of bizare English. I have to drive around in a car with " as enjoyable as communing with nature, the comfort of cruising along the tree lined boulevard" emblazoned on the side.
 
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