I know its not my squabble but...
your mum said:
Which analogue synths have you worked with?
I own or have owned;
Oberheim OBXa
Oberheim OBMX
Korg MS-20
Korg MS-10
Korg Monopoly
Mini Korg 700
Roland SH-101
Doepfer A-100 modular system
Roland TB-303
Roland Juno 60
Roland MKS-70 [Ok - its a hybrid if you're going to be purist about it...]
Marlin Synthetone [Woolworths' own brand synth - based on a Jen SX1000]
Sequential Pro-One
The ones i still own are stacked in a cupboard in my back bedroom gathering dust
[I'll get round to sticking them up on E-Bay one day]
whilst I make all my sounds on a load of Windows .dll files.
I've listened and listened and listened and the conclusion I have come to is this. Neither approach sounds "better" because its all entirely subjective and on one day my Korg Monopoly will spew forth endless magnificent sounds on demand and on other days it [I mean "I"] can manage no more than a feeble whining sound. And the same thing happens with Pro-53. The difference with Pro-53 is that it fits inside my 4 kilo laptop with all my other synths and samplers and fx, and doesn't take 1/2 an hour to warm up and stay in tune.
Moreover, any meaningful sonic comparison requires the choice of soundcard to be taken into consideration. Nothing sounds good through a 16-bit Soundblaster, whilst the Korg Legacy Polysix sounds fucking magnificent through an M-Audio Firewire Audiophile, and kicks the arse off any of my voltage controlled stuff by a long way. What soundcards have
you used
<your mum> ?
The great phallacy is that, in auditory terms, "analogue signals" and "digital signals" are in any way different to each other. How can they be? You've never heard a digital signal because you don't have digital ears.
In order for us to hear digits, they have to be passed through a DAC [digital-analogue converter] and turned into an analogue waveform that amplifiers and speakers can attempt to reproduce. They then pass through a load of analogue electronics in your amp and get turned into sound by a pair of cardboard cones in your speakers. By the time it reaches your ears, that softsynth riff you just programmed is very definitely analogue. It has been filtered and anti-aliased and subjected to the lazy slew-rates on analogue components, and any test with an oscilloscope would show a smoothly fluctuating waveform, akin to anything you would expect from a Prophet 5.
As with many things in life, [like the CD vs. Vinyl argument...] it is the people with most invested in the old way that are most reluctant to adapt to the new. Even the most committed Luddites catch up eventually.
Maybe you can justify spending some money on sorting your ears out?
If you can't tell the difference :!: ... fair enough.
Ooh! Ooh! Look everyone -
<your mum> has got magic ears!
... off.