For Sale - One Cold

[Biggins]

I have a cold that i would love to get rid of. Its a beauty.....i've had it for a week and it features:

smooth gradual onset
sore throat
hacking cough
hot and cold flushes
smooth progression from cough to snot production

will willingly pass on

fanx

:P

 

[Mrs B]

Hope you get rid of it soon sweet

 

[damion]

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

SIR,

I AM FRANK OKIN YODELEHIEHOO OF THE NATIONAL AFRICAN CONGRESS FOR DISEASES.

I HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF INTERESTING AND VALUABLE DISEASES WHICH I PROPOSE PASSING ON TO YOU.

PLEASE DEPOSIT ONE COLD IN BANK ACCOUNT SORT CODE 23-23-23, ACCOUNT NUMBER 2012-604.

I WILL THEN FORWARD YOU IMMEDIATELY THE AMOUNT OF: GANGRENE, SEVEN BOUTS OF THE CLAP, THE RUNS, BUBONIC PLAGUE, ONE POLIO, AND SEVERAL HUNDRED SNIFFLES.

REGARDS,


F.O. YODELEHI-YODELEHI-YODELEHI-HOO

 

[Burt]

ahh, nobody appears to be offering Mumps around here....could u let me know if u know of anyone who could supply?

cheers.

 

[Biggins]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (damion @ Jan 9 2004, 02:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> IMPORTANT MESSAGE

SIR,

I AM FRANK OKIN YODELEHIEHOO OF THE NATIONAL AFRICAN CONGRESS FOR DISEASES.

I HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF INTERESTING AND VALUABLE DISEASES WHICH I PROPOSE PASSING ON TO YOU.

PLEASE DEPOSIT ONE COLD IN BANK ACCOUNT SORT CODE 23-23-23, ACCOUNT NUMBER 2012-604.

I WILL THEN FORWARD YOU IMMEDIATELY THE AMOUNT OF: GANGRENE, SEVEN BOUTS OF THE CLAP, THE RUNS, BUBONIC PLAGUE, ONE POLIO, AND SEVERAL HUNDRED SNIFFLES.

REGARDS,


F.O. YODELEHI-YODELEHI-YODELEHI-HOO [/quote:80b3bc1bc5]
fink i'll stick wiv wot i have already, but thanks for your more than genrous offer

 

[Biggins]

btw...the cough comes back as well!!! woohoo

(am only whinging cos no-one at work will give me any sympathy )

 

[Mrs B]

Ahhhhh bless you, hope you feel better soon

 

[Goagabba]

Aaaaahhhhh, poor baba, cough all over yer work mates. :lol1:

 

[Biggins]

i did mwahahahahaha!!!

now i'm in bed and am not getting up till i'm better and my g/f is coming over to feed me lentil soup

 

[linziloop]

Want my advice? KEEP IT. It'll keep all the other colds away cos it sounds like a master of all colds! OR, exchange it for one you can live with easier. But you should always have one cold, just to keep all the other ones away, and eventually you get used to it, and it becomes a friend and it protects you against other things too!