For Sale - One Cold

Biggins Jan 9, 2004

  1. Biggins

    Biggins Cake Or Death

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    I have a cold that i would love to get rid of. Its a beauty.....i've had it for a week and it features:

    smooth gradual onset
    sore throat
    hacking cough
    hot and cold flushes
    smooth progression from cough to snot production

    will willingly pass on

    fanx

    :P
     
  2. Mrs B

    Mrs B Real world? What's that?

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    Hope you get rid of it soon sweet :Wink3:
     
  3. damion

    damion Pound Shop Alex Petridis

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    what in tintern abbey are you talking about?
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE

    SIR,

    I AM FRANK OKIN YODELEHIEHOO OF THE NATIONAL AFRICAN CONGRESS FOR DISEASES.

    I HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF INTERESTING AND VALUABLE DISEASES WHICH I PROPOSE PASSING ON TO YOU.

    PLEASE DEPOSIT ONE COLD IN BANK ACCOUNT SORT CODE 23-23-23, ACCOUNT NUMBER 2012-604.

    I WILL THEN FORWARD YOU IMMEDIATELY THE AMOUNT OF: GANGRENE, SEVEN BOUTS OF THE CLAP, THE RUNS, BUBONIC PLAGUE, ONE POLIO, AND SEVERAL HUNDRED SNIFFLES.

    REGARDS,


    F.O. YODELEHI-YODELEHI-YODELEHI-HOO
     
  4. Burt

    Burt Forum Member

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    ahh, nobody appears to be offering Mumps around here....could u let me know if u know of anyone who could supply?

    cheers.
     
  5. Biggins

    Biggins Cake Or Death

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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (damion @ Jan 9 2004, 02:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> IMPORTANT MESSAGE

    SIR,

    I AM FRANK OKIN YODELEHIEHOO OF THE NATIONAL AFRICAN CONGRESS FOR DISEASES.

    I HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF INTERESTING AND VALUABLE DISEASES WHICH I PROPOSE PASSING ON TO YOU.

    PLEASE DEPOSIT ONE COLD IN BANK ACCOUNT SORT CODE 23-23-23, ACCOUNT NUMBER 2012-604.

    I WILL THEN FORWARD YOU IMMEDIATELY THE AMOUNT OF: GANGRENE, SEVEN BOUTS OF THE CLAP, THE RUNS, BUBONIC PLAGUE, ONE POLIO, AND SEVERAL HUNDRED SNIFFLES.

    REGARDS,


    F.O. YODELEHI-YODELEHI-YODELEHI-HOO [/quote:80b3bc1bc5]
    fink i'll stick wiv wot i have already, but thanks for your more than genrous offer
     
  6. Biggins

    Biggins Cake Or Death

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    btw...the cough comes back as well!!! woohoo

    (am only whinging cos no-one at work will give me any sympathy :Wink3: )
     
  7. Mrs B

    Mrs B Real world? What's that?

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    Ahhhhh bless you, hope you feel better soon :Smile3:
     
  8. Goagabba

    Goagabba Lost in Europe

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    Aaaaahhhhh, poor baba, cough all over yer work mates. :lol1:
     
  9. Biggins

    Biggins Cake Or Death

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    i did mwahahahahaha!!!

    now i'm in bed and am not getting up till i'm better and my g/f is coming over to feed me lentil soup :Smile3:
     
  10. linziloop

    linziloop The Puppeteer

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    Want my advice? KEEP IT. It'll keep all the other colds away cos it sounds like a master of all colds! OR, exchange it for one you can live with easier. But you should always have one cold, just to keep all the other ones away, and eventually you get used to it, and it becomes a friend and it protects you against other things too!
     
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