For Sale - One Cold

Hope you get rid of it soon sweet ;)
 
IMPORTANT MESSAGE

SIR,

I AM FRANK OKIN YODELEHIEHOO OF THE NATIONAL AFRICAN CONGRESS FOR DISEASES.

I HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF INTERESTING AND VALUABLE DISEASES WHICH I PROPOSE PASSING ON TO YOU.

PLEASE DEPOSIT ONE COLD IN BANK ACCOUNT SORT CODE 23-23-23, ACCOUNT NUMBER 2012-604.

I WILL THEN FORWARD YOU IMMEDIATELY THE AMOUNT OF: GANGRENE, SEVEN BOUTS OF THE CLAP, THE RUNS, BUBONIC PLAGUE, ONE POLIO, AND SEVERAL HUNDRED SNIFFLES.

REGARDS,


F.O. YODELEHI-YODELEHI-YODELEHI-HOO
 
ahh, nobody appears to be offering Mumps around here....could u let me know if u know of anyone who could supply?

cheers.
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (damion @ Jan 9 2004, 02:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> IMPORTANT MESSAGE

SIR,

I AM FRANK OKIN YODELEHIEHOO OF THE NATIONAL AFRICAN CONGRESS FOR DISEASES.

I HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF INTERESTING AND VALUABLE DISEASES WHICH I PROPOSE PASSING ON TO YOU.

PLEASE DEPOSIT ONE COLD IN BANK ACCOUNT SORT CODE 23-23-23, ACCOUNT NUMBER 2012-604.

I WILL THEN FORWARD YOU IMMEDIATELY THE AMOUNT OF: GANGRENE, SEVEN BOUTS OF THE CLAP, THE RUNS, BUBONIC PLAGUE, ONE POLIO, AND SEVERAL HUNDRED SNIFFLES.

REGARDS,


F.O. YODELEHI-YODELEHI-YODELEHI-HOO [/quote:80b3bc1bc5]
fink i'll stick wiv wot i have already, but thanks for your more than genrous offer
 
Want my advice? KEEP IT. It'll keep all the other colds away cos it sounds like a master of all colds! OR, exchange it for one you can live with easier. But you should always have one cold, just to keep all the other ones away, and eventually you get used to it, and it becomes a friend and it protects you against other things too!
 
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