Friday Funnies

oOemmaOo

hello
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'


"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"



His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks..........

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"How many is a Brazillion?"


:ilol:

more please!!
 

DJJD

Piechedelic
What did on Hat say to another??













You stay here - I will go on ahead.
 

martin_e

Pantheistic Cyberneticist
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
 

Squagnut

There's a gnu in my squat
Why did the owl owl?





Because the woodpecker woodpecker.
 

DJJD

Piechedelic
martin_e said:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?


:lol: :lol: I like it...


Apparently - This hasn't even been 'shopped.... Ace!

 

TEK_Row

~Catalyst Of the Mind~
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito
 
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