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WORDS WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female..... Any part under a car's hood.

Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female.. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . . .Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said . . They don't have time

He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . .Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?

She said . . . . They already have boyfriends.

She said. . .What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

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Hey, I reserve the right to entertain myself with windypops!!!
 

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9. Sorry. (sŏr'ē, sôr'ē)

Male... I truly regret what has happened, I apologise deeply, and I will do my utmost to ensure that nothing similar ever happens again.


Female... OK, I'll let it go for now, and allow you to think that I admit that I am in the wrong,
but I know that I am actually right, and I reserve the right to bring it up again at any time in the future and use it against you again.


 
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