How to ask woman risky questions . . .

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DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's 50 quid.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in those pyjamas!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

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ktpod said:
yay for wise words:hehe:
but hey - which man's gonna remember 'em?! :rolleyes:
*chocoholic gone off to have a fag*
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Aw, not fair - a lot of us blokes really do care about the women in our lives, and we do take note of the various ways to please them. Thus, we have realised that regular gifts of chocolate are a surefire way to get extra shags.
 

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Floaty, I must introduce you to Emmenthal Nutella Fondue... you will like :Smile3:
 

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Eeeeuw. I like to keep my cheese and choc separate. Anyone tried chilli chocolate mousse? That's awesome. Contemplates allowing people to bribe me with chocolate *eyes brighten at the thought*
 

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Nope... you haven't bribed me with chocolate yet. Now I get to say that I *allowed* it. Although - starting to get worried about any plotting and conniving... "Here La - go fetch the Green&Blacks off the middle of the M25"

Although - the traffic usually moves so slowly that I'd have no problem. :Smile3:
 

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Ok then, I might contemplate allowing you to have some of MY G&B...
 
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