I tell you a joke.. You tell me a joke..

What's red, dead and falls out of trees?.




a monkeys miscarriage


ok .... i feel really guilty now...... what can i possibly do to make things better?......sorry :Sad:
Lol, wrong thread. So, to continue:

A paedophile and a young boy are walkning through the woods at night and the boy's all like "thse woods are so dark and scary, the trees look like ghosts chasing me.". The Paedophile spins round and clips him round the ear shouting "Your such a selfish little prick -I've got to walk back on my own!"

What's the best thing abut having sex with a 5 year old girl?
When you flip her over it's like having sex with a five year old boy.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can cum on its face.

And one thta when told to me actually managed to push the limits of acceptability (the tellee will remain anonymous):
What do you call the soft pink useless it around a vagina?
A woman.

whats worse than ten babies in a dustbin?

one baby in ten dustbins

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies an a pile of ping pong balls?

you cant move the balls with a pitchfork
SO......Whats the difference between a sound engineer and a terrorist then???

You can negotiate with a terrorist :ibiggrin:
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

What's pink and hangs out your grandad's trousers?


Note that i'm a nice boy so my joke wasn't a paedophile/dead baby joke like you bunch of sickos!!!

(Some very funny shit there though lol! :ilol:Smile3:
1st atom: Some twat of a photon just ripped off two of my electrons!

2nd atom: Are you positive?


A neutron went into a bar and ordered a pint. He asked the barman how much it was. "For you, mate, no charge".