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Torsion Jim said:
Kerry Katona doesn't even own a cat
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I have been wasting my time going back through the thread to find what this was in answer to only to find from your discussion that this was supposed to be the joke.
 
Q. How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other one to hold the penis, er - ladder!
 
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor.
‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’
‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..’
It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, ‘Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!’
‘Really? What happened?’ asked the doctor…
‘Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!’
‘Why so terrible?’ asked the doctor, ‘ Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?’
‘Freakin’ jaysus, ’twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
 
Poor David Cameron
He wants to have an empire so he can be an emperor
Or maybe a kingdom so he can be a king
Too bad he's only got a country
 
I went to a fetish restaurant last night.

I got toed in the hole.
 
3 logicians walk into a bar
The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician replies, "I don't know."
The second logician says, "I don't know."
The third logician says, "Yes."
 
The ego and superego walk into a bar.

The barman demands to see some ID
 
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