I tell you a joke.. You tell me a joke..

The goverment advises that during the cold spell to keep an eye out for the old folk...

I say bollocks to that, my neighbour is 85 and not once has she checked to see if I'm ok, further more the lazy cow ain't taken her milk in for over a week !
 
ahhhh cool.. :) I was feeling a little bit left out there.. I have even downloaded MK with the idea of reading it at work.. but thats saved me.. :)
 
Please don't post bad-taste anti-Semitic "jokes". If you want to indulge in that sort of thing, keep it to yourselves.
 
Racist? theres been jokes about raping babies ffs!
"Ban our asses? " I can see why a few ppl on here dont like ure attitude. If u ask me, you shouldnt be a mod .
 
Psy_mystic said:
Racist? theres been jokes about raping babies ffs!
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Hi, I deleted your post. I think that in principle, either you can take the piss out of anything and anybody, or nothing/nobody at all. It's the only fair way, because you're always going to offend somebody. That doesn't mean that we don't try and be sensitive about when and where certain jokes are appropriate though, and there are probably a lot of people who would be really offended by that joke. Just my opinion. Peace tho x
 
purplegem23 said:
Hi, I deleted your post. I think that in principle, either you can take the piss out of anything and anybody, or nothing/nobody at all. It's the only fair way, because you're always going to offend somebody. That doesn't mean that we don't try and be sensitive about when and where certain jokes are appropriate though, and there are probably a lot of people who would be really offended by that joke. Just my opinion. Peace tho x
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Yeah i know (theres been a previous incident on the forum with a thread that joked about the muslim prophet and tht got deleted and cause a lot of fuss, but it was to protect the forum ) but there's been some really awful jokes on this thread now and there were quite a few incidents on the news lately about babies dying and being mistreated etc and you could argue that some people on here that have recently become parents would find those jokes atrocious. I'm all up for being fair but who's to say whats fair and what not, you either accept all or none.. sorry if i come out as aggresive, im not really, just arguing about sth thats not right in my eyes :) x
 
Having taken part in some of the pesky jokes, I would have to agree with Mystic and Purple... With the "In for a penny in for a pound" If there is really a worry about it then how’s about putting a warning on the thread topic.
Some of the topics discussed in this forum can get quite taboo at the best of times, and it’s not uncommon for people to get upset or annoyed.. I want my pound!!!!!
 
spacecadet said:
How do you rape a deaf girl???

Cut off her fingers so she cant tell anyone
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Inpsyze said:
What's the best thing about shagging twenty-seven year-olds?


There's twenty of them.
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skyrise said:
I Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans. Got through to a call centre in Pakistan. Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......
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return of the mak said:
Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?

A: The hotdogs taste like shit!
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Zero-G said:
Another wrong'un...

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Morris is one of the lucky ones because he's
the only one of his family to have survived two years in a
concentration camp. He's now nearing

90 and his only remaining joy is the national
lottery, which he's been playing for years without success.

But then he wins the big one, a prize of $10
million, and a journalist from the Times calls on him for a story.

Morris tells him, 'As I'm the only one in my
family to have survived concentration camp, this has helped me decide
how to make use of my large win.

So I've decided to donate $5 million to the
Save the Children Fund, $3 million to the Simon Wiesenthal Centre,
$750,000 to the Jewish Museum,$750,000 Hadassah Hospital and
$500,000 to be shared amongst my Friends. I'm also thinking of
donating $1 from my pocket to the Nazi party.'

The journalist is surprised. 'But Morris, how
can you think of donating even $1 to the Nazi party after everything
that's happened to you and your family?'

Morris rolls up his sleeve, points to his arm, smiles and replies,
'It's only fair. They gave me the winning numbers.'
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random_impulse said:
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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NabLa said:
What's rusty and covered in cobwebs?

Madeleine McCann's bike
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energizer said:
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?


Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
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i'll leave the joke telling to these guys then yeah?

oh an Inpsyze, dont get all uppity with a jew joke when you told one about fucking children!
 
well whoever it was (i know this is gonna sound mean but i dont mean it to be) they read the title of this thread

and i didnt realise it was that bad to insult the jewish people

now lets go watch those funny christians dance about to techno!!!
 
Red five said:
We could just ban your asses for posting racist content.
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if you read the joke i didnt actually say anything racist.
the racist content in the joke is all in the punchline, which i didnt write, the only insults in the joke i wrote was calling a Jew fat, the racist content is provided by the reader!

but anyway, this is a thread for jokes so

knock knock
whose there?
cargo
cargo who?


car go beep beep
 
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