If your having a bad day...

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On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock
your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not
be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now,
close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not
work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.

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moonbeam1 said:
I work for Johnson & Johnson.........


Im having a bad day,

but I do know PRESICELY, what the temperature is :Smile3:
what, the temperature in your ass? :lol:

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