Imagine all major retailers started making their own condoms and still
kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please!)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls


God mintsmak


makdaddy said:
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

lol..... FCUK do actually make condoms y'know. clearly the brand manager thought why the fcuk not.


DJohn Mustard Project

Got some from Agnes B (from a friend :P) - each one had a really funky cover... Including one particularly good one with a gun on one side, and a target on the other with the tag line:
"Squeeze the target"

Little Ami

Wicked idea man..... i wanna try.... goes...

Wrigleys' condom's- great to chew even better to share! (Eeeeew)
Malteaser condom's- their lighter than ordinary condoms!
Terry's chocolate orange condoms- Their not Terry's, their mine!!

Yeay this is fun.....

Churchill condoms... Ohhhhhh no no no no! Ohhhhhhhhh Yes!!
Nokia Condoms- Connecting people!!



Antiworld condoms - ripped off before you even come inside!


...Haha, nice one! How about...

How about Mcdonalds condoms - I'm loving it.

Polycell condems - It only takes two ticks

Gilette condoms - The best a man can get


DJohn Mustard Project
Thought i'd have a go too :Grin::

Coco Pops Condoms - I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops

John Smiths Condoms - No Nonsense

Xbox Live condoms - It's fun to play together

Shreddies Condoms - Keep hunger locked up till lunch

Pentium condoms - Intel Inside

Mr. Muscle condoms - Loves the jobs you hate