Imagine.......

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makdaddy

Guest
Imagine all major retailers started making their own condoms and still
kept the same tag-line...


Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please!)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls
apart
 

grokit23

God mintsmak
:ilol:
 

xylia

joumaskuldmyhondkleingeld
makdaddy said:
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

lol..... FCUK do actually make condoms y'know. clearly the brand manager thought why the fcuk not.
 

BeatNik

DJohn Mustard Project
:ilol:

Got some from Agnes B (from a friend :P) - each one had a really funky cover... Including one particularly good one with a gun on one side, and a target on the other with the tag line:
"Squeeze the target"
 

Little Ami

**Fizzpod**
Wicked idea man..... i wanna try.... hehe...here goes...

Wrigleys' condom's- great to chew even better to share! (Eeeeew)
Malteaser condom's- their lighter than ordinary condoms!
Terry's chocolate orange condoms- Their not Terry's, their mine!!

Yeay this is fun.....

Churchill condoms... Ohhhhhh no no no no! Ohhhhhhhhh Yes!!
Nokia Condoms- Connecting people!!

hehe!!!
 
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makdaddy

Guest
Antiworld condoms - ripped off before you even come inside!
 

munilooney

tandemista
...Haha, nice one! How about...

How about Mcdonalds condoms - I'm loving it.

Polycell condems - It only takes two ticks

Gilette condoms - The best a man can get
 

BeatNik

DJohn Mustard Project
Thought i'd have a go too :Grin::

Coco Pops Condoms - I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops

John Smiths Condoms - No Nonsense

Xbox Live condoms - It's fun to play together

Shreddies Condoms - Keep hunger locked up till lunch

Pentium condoms - Intel Inside

Mr. Muscle condoms - Loves the jobs you hate
 
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