Top 10 Inappropriate things to say immediately after breaking wind

damion

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what in tintern abbey are you talking about?
10. that, in a word, is what i think of your fucking islam mate
9. your girlfriend should consider closing her legs
8. christ, that burned. have i been eating battery acid again?
7. wahey!!! thus spake farken zarathustra, right?
6. ooooh!!! few more of them and i've got a chocolate fondue
5. another Tofu stain for my collection!
4. bollocks, i've just lost that E. You any good at replugging?
3. *sniff* ahhh *sniff* ahhhhh -- hoover it up before it goes, hey vicar!
2. ahhhh! it's like having a wank out your arse
1. can i use your washing machine?
 

josh

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1. once, twice, three times a ladeh
2. shabam mofo!
3. phwoarrrr smell that one, fucking hell *get up and walk away*
4. *sniff* wahay, beans on toast (in a 'yes my son' lilt)
5. look at me one more time and i'll break your fuckin neck
6. look guys, im sorry ok, ive got a... problem..(sigh)
7. ah no, now ive got cum leaking out..
8. six times in five seconds, world record!
9. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH shit, i forgot to take the buttplug out
10. I got the power! do do doo do
 

psychedelVic

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- Oh sorry you wanted nitrous in your balloon.....?!

- I can hit bass and treble notes, wanna hear...?

- guess i need to sound proof these pants huh ...?!


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