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"Can I have some Irish Sausages
please ?", asked Paddy.
The Assistant looked at him and asked
"Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me
if I was Italian ? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you
ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you
ask me if I was Jewish ? Or, if I asked you for a
Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?
Would ya, ay?
Would Ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
So with self-indignation, the Irishman says,
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm
Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase!"
please ?", asked Paddy.
The Assistant looked at him and asked
"Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me
if I was Italian ? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you
ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you
ask me if I was Jewish ? Or, if I asked you for a
Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?
Would ya, ay?
Would Ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
So with self-indignation, the Irishman says,
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm
Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase!"