Irish Sausages

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"Can I have some Irish Sausages

please ?", asked Paddy.

The Assistant looked at him and asked

"Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me

if I was Italian ? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you

ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you

ask me if I was Jewish ? Or, if I asked you for a

Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?

Would ya, ay?

Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well no".

"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?

What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

So with self-indignation, the Irishman says,

"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm

Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase!"

 

ZINI

Senior Member
 

Tryptamind

Member
have you washed?

it's not a lie.
since the smoking bam i've realised how smelly irish people are.
makes me wanna puke.
silly buggers
 
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