Irish Sausages

[Craic Addict]

"Can I have some Irish Sausages

please ?", asked Paddy.

The Assistant looked at him and asked

"Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me

if I was Italian ? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you

ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you

ask me if I was Jewish ? Or, if I asked you for a

Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?

Would ya, ay?

Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well no".

"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?

What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

So with self-indignation, the Irishman says,

"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm

Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase!"

 

[Michael]

predictable but priceless

cheers mate x

 

[jimiwhizz]

hmmmm:finger:

 

[Tryptamind]

irish people are so think
stupider than stupid and even stupider again

 

[jamez_23]

irish people are so think
stupider than stupid and even stupider again

We are not that think really ....

 

[Tryptamind]

you're exactly that think

 

[ZINI]

 

[little d]

ARE FULL OF CRACK!

 

[Tryptamind]

crack Ho mama

irish people smell

 

[ZINI]

:irofl:

 

[Tryptamind]

have you washed?

it's not a lie.
since the smoking bam i've realised how smelly irish people are.
makes me wanna puke.
silly buggers

 

[Acidcurls]

have you washed?

it's not a lie.
since the smoking bam i've realised how smelly irish people are.
makes me wanna puke.
silly buggers

your in a bitchy mood :raspberry