Wardo
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B) Um....
Anybody?...
:runsmile:
Anybody?...
:runsmile:
Top 10 Ladykillers unite
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martin_e
Pantheistic Cyberneticist
1. Hi
2. Oh, ok then
[Chat up lines never work]
B)
2. Oh, ok then
[Chat up lines never work]
B)
goa_kev
Forum Member
Step 1: Walk up to girl with an ice cube in your hand
Step 2: Say to girl "see this ice cube"
Step 3: Put ice cube on floor
Step 4: Stamp on it and crush it in to lil pieces
Step 5: Say to girl "right, now i've broken the ice, can i get you a drink?"
Step 6: Experience knock back and feelings of stupidty
Step 7: Turn around and leave the establishment head hung low!
:lol1:
Step 2: Say to girl "see this ice cube"
Step 3: Put ice cube on floor
Step 4: Stamp on it and crush it in to lil pieces
Step 5: Say to girl "right, now i've broken the ice, can i get you a drink?"
Step 6: Experience knock back and feelings of stupidty
Step 7: Turn around and leave the establishment head hung low!
:lol1:
djchoppa
Real world? What's that?
Hi, you don't sweat much for a fat lass
Do you like chewing gum? Then get yer lips around this, it's wriggley
:P
Do you like chewing gum? Then get yer lips around this, it's wriggley
:P
Red five
jah mangled spanner
alright love, do you like poultry?
then suck my cock its foul.
then suck my cock its foul.
forgotten
..::mUnTsvillE::..
mr five and choppa your saying these actually work then???? coz if i get a slap tonite ill b blaming you guys 
rob
rob
Red five
jah mangled spanner
my face is the last one to leave town tonite, you'd best be on it.
Wardo
Junior Members
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Red five @ Jan 23 2004, 07:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>my face is the last one to leave town tonite, you'd best be on it.[/quote:c721141c05]
Best one yet!! :smokingr:
from the man with the ciggar, if anyone trys them please post results.
Good luck B)
Best one yet!! :smokingr:
from the man with the ciggar, if anyone trys them please post results.
Good luck B)
Red five
jah mangled spanner
sit on my face and i'll tell you some lies...
my name? pinnochio.
my name? pinnochio.
S
Stix
Guest
this one works for me all the time
'Fancy a fuck?'
'Fancy a fuck?'
pink_faerie
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</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MisStix @ Jan 26 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> this one works for me all the time
'Fancy a fuck?' [/quote:887745a9a3]
:lolsign: yeah thats a good one!
'Fancy a fuck?' [/quote:887745a9a3]
:lolsign: yeah thats a good one!
Trilobyte_simon
Junior Members
"Fancy a Kebab and a Bath?"
S
Stix
Guest
now that would work with me..
although the sweetner would be a couple o lines of ummer-dummer..
although the sweetner would be a couple o lines of ummer-dummer..
djchoppa
Real world? What's that?
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
MonasticSquid
Psychedelic Samurai
as a girl once said to me in a bar......
(irish accent)
" i wasne gonna talk te ya 'cause yer not smoilin, but...
there's a bed at moi place if yer want..... not that you'll get any sleep if u come back mind"...!!!
well it worked on me.... I necked me pint and asked her name.... left the bar
and went for some jiggy jiggy....
:partysmi:
still cant remeber her name though... but she had a PHD in Chemistry!!
(irish accent)
" i wasne gonna talk te ya 'cause yer not smoilin, but...
there's a bed at moi place if yer want..... not that you'll get any sleep if u come back mind"...!!!
well it worked on me.... I necked me pint and asked her name.... left the bar
and went for some jiggy jiggy....
:partysmi:
still cant remeber her name though... but she had a PHD in Chemistry!!
djchoppa
Real world? What's that?
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MonasticSquid @ Jan 30 2004, 09:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
still cant remeber her name though... but she had a PHD in Chemistry!! [/quote:ac4d2b94fd]
Sexual Chemistry? :rolleyes:
still cant remeber her name though... but she had a PHD in Chemistry!! [/quote:ac4d2b94fd]
Sexual Chemistry? :rolleyes:
djchoppa
Real world? What's that?
Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting? 
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
:wub:
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
:wub:
Ozric
Hoofaloof
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (djchoppa @ Jan 30 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting?
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
:wub: [/quote:ace09abc64]
That kinda reminds me :
Go to a girl and tell her that you can caress her breasts without actually touching em on a bet of say 5 Pounds.
Then proceed on touching em & go like:See??!
She will object that you actually touched em but that kinda beats the objective right?!--->give her the hard earned 5 pounds and leave the scene with a smile!!
(that used to be a classic one on telly, never used it mind you! :lol1: )
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
:wub: [/quote:ace09abc64]
That kinda reminds me :
Go to a girl and tell her that you can caress her breasts without actually touching em on a bet of say 5 Pounds.
Then proceed on touching em & go like:See??!
She will object that you actually touched em but that kinda beats the objective right?!--->give her the hard earned 5 pounds and leave the scene with a smile!!
(that used to be a classic one on telly, never used it mind you! :lol1: )
djchoppa
Real world? What's that?
Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Nice beaver....... Want it stuffed?
Excuse me does this smell like Chloroform to you?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Hi, my name is cHoppA. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
:P
Nice beaver....... Want it stuffed?
Excuse me does this smell like Chloroform to you?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Hi, my name is cHoppA. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
:P