Ladykillers unite

Wardo Jan 23, 2004

  1. Wardo

    Wardo Junior Members

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    B) Um....

    Anybody?...


    :runsmile:

    :Smile3:
     
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    martin_e Pantheistic Cyberneticist

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    1. Hi
    2. Oh, ok then :Smile3:

    [Chat up lines never work]

    B)
     
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    goa_kev Forum Member

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    Step 1: Walk up to girl with an ice cube in your hand
    Step 2: Say to girl "see this ice cube"
    Step 3: Put ice cube on floor
    Step 4: Stamp on it and crush it in to lil pieces
    Step 5: Say to girl "right, now i've broken the ice, can i get you a drink?"
    Step 6: Experience knock back and feelings of stupidty
    Step 7: Turn around and leave the establishment head hung low!
    :lol1:
     
  4. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    Hi, you don't sweat much for a fat lass

    Do you like chewing gum? Then get yer lips around this, it's wriggley

    :P
     
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    jamez_23 Blah

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    Guy :- my magic watch has just told me that your not wearing any knickers .....

    Gal :- excuse me, I AM wearing knickers .....

    Guy :- ... Damn it must be fast again ......


    *gets smacked in face and has digital watch, free from garage, stolen*
     
  6. Red five

    Red five jah mangled spanner

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    that would be telling
    alright love, do you like poultry?

    then suck my cock its foul.
     
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    forgotten ..::mUnTsvillE::..

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    mr five and choppa your saying these actually work then???? coz if i get a slap tonite ill b blaming you guys :Grin:



    rob :Grin:
     
  8. Red five

    Red five jah mangled spanner

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    that would be telling
    my face is the last one to leave town tonite, you'd best be on it.
     
  9. Wardo

    Wardo Junior Members

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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Red five @ Jan 23 2004, 07:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>my face is the last one to leave town tonite, you'd best be on it.[/quote:c721141c05]
    Best one yet!! :smokingr:

    from the man with the ciggar, if anyone trys them please post results.
    Good luck B)
     
  10. Red five

    Red five jah mangled spanner

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    that would be telling
    sit on my face and i'll tell you some lies...

    my name? pinnochio. :Wink3:
     
  11. Stix

    Stix Guest

    this one works for me all the time


    'Fancy a fuck?'
     
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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MisStix @ Jan 26 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> this one works for me all the time


    'Fancy a fuck?' [/quote:887745a9a3]
    :lolsign: yeah thats a good one! :hehe: :Wink3:
     
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    Trilobyte_simon Junior Members

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    "Fancy a Kebab and a Bath?"
    :Wink3:
     
  14. Stix

    Stix Guest

    now that would work with me..

    although the sweetner would be a couple o lines of ummer-dummer..
     
  15. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
     
  16. MonasticSquid

    MonasticSquid Psychedelic Samurai

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    as a girl once said to me in a bar......

    (irish accent)
    " i wasne gonna talk te ya 'cause yer not smoilin, but...
    there's a bed at moi place if yer want..... not that you'll get any sleep if u come back mind"...!!!



    well it worked on me.... I necked me pint and asked her name.... left the bar

    and went for some jiggy jiggy....


    :partysmi:

    still cant remeber her name though... but she had a PHD in Chemistry!!
     
  17. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MonasticSquid @ Jan 30 2004, 09:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

    still cant remeber her name though... but she had a PHD in Chemistry!! [/quote:ac4d2b94fd]
    Sexual Chemistry? :rolleyes:
     
  18. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting? :lol:


    Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

    :wub:
     
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    Ozric Hoofaloof

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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (djchoppa @ Jan 30 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting? :lol:


    Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

    :wub: [/quote:ace09abc64]
    That kinda reminds me :
    Go to a girl and tell her that you can caress her breasts without actually touching em on a bet of say 5 Pounds.
    Then proceed on touching em & go like:See??!
    She will object that you actually touched em but that kinda beats the objective right?!--->give her the hard earned 5 pounds and leave the scene with a smile!! :Grin:

    (that used to be a classic one on telly, never used it mind you! :lol1: )
     
  20. djchoppa

    djchoppa Real world? What's that?

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    Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

    Nice beaver....... Want it stuffed?

    Excuse me does this smell like Chloroform to you?

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

    Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


    Hi, my name is cHoppA. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.




    :P
     
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