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</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pink_faerie @ Jan 27 2004, 11:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MisStix @ Jan 26 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> this one works for me all the time


'Fancy a fuck?' [/quote:aa4cf8ba4d]
:lolsign: yeah thats a good one! :hehe: ;) [/quote:aa4cf8ba4d]
yeh, same ere :D

am startin to think us gals get it easy :lol1:
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (indiska @ Feb 2 2004, 03:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pink_faerie @ Jan 27 2004, 11:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MisStix @ Jan 26 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> this one works for me all the time


'Fancy a fuck?' [/quote:0ac42bc5e1]
:lolsign: yeah thats a good one! :hehe: ;) [/quote:0ac42bc5e1]
yeh, same ere :D

am startin to think us gals get it easy :lol1: [/quote:0ac42bc5e1]
well you do.....



























till i comes to child birth. :D
 
and periods..

why trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die? :ph34r:
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Stix @ Feb 3 2004, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> and periods..

why trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die? :ph34r: [/quote:d80bccaccf]
We are just lecherous vamps?! :D
 
:lol: :lol:

just be careful what you letch at Ozric.. don't want to go staring at lady boys now do ya..
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Stix @ Feb 3 2004, 11:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> :lol: :lol:

just be careful what you letch at Ozric.. don't want to go staring at lady boys now do ya.. [/quote:2c153571b3]
Mmmmm.... :grin:

:lolsign:
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Stix @ Feb 3 2004, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> and periods..

why trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die? :ph34r: [/quote:077567b6fe]
i am immortal, i have within me blood of kings!
:D
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (indiska @ Feb 4 2004, 01:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Stix @ Feb 3 2004, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> and periods..

why trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die? :ph34r: [/quote:d504e664af]
i am immortal, i have within me blood of kings!
:D[/quote:d504e664af]
Blood Kings??

Long lost familly?! :lol1:
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (djchoppa @ Feb 2 2004, 03:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I give up.... none of mine work anyway :sad:

I think i'll become a monk :baa: [/quote:7d3345b5eb]
other chatuplines tried by choppa
I hope you get reincarneted as a sheepie (talking bout shagging in the next life)

you need it more than me (talking bout umbrellas)
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (djchoppa @ Jan 31 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Hi, my name is cHoppA. I'm hot,im horny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.




:P [/quote:7c2e50aa81]
choppa is still waiting for the results on this one
 
Actually fluff - I do believe Marianne is coming to Winchester tomorrow for the "cHoppA Experience". Boy what a day that's gonna be :P
 
i have to say that the best chat-up line in the history of the world has gotta be.....



"'scuse me? have u got a light?"

works every time!!!!! :D
if you've got a j, even better...get 2 share it.........
 
thats a good 'un -

like: "sorry to trouble you - but I've just rolled this MASSIVE joint and guess what... I've lost my lighter!... how silly of me... "

if that doesn't work - I don't know what will!
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lazytom @ Feb 4 2004, 04:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> like: "sorry to trouble you - but I've just rolled this MASSIVE joint and guess what... I've lost my lighter!... how silly of me... "

[/quote:72e119885a]
Ok!You got me; fancy a fuck then? :grin:
:P
 
1. Say to girl: I bet you £1 I can make your tits wobble without touching them.
2. Give girl £1, to prove you have the money.
3. Hold hands dramatically a few inches away from said mammers.
4. concentrate dramatically.
5. Grab tits, and give a really good wobble, and say: Well, it was worth £1


works EVERY time, trust me.


(Damm. i didnt read all the replies before posting mine. Well mine was cheaper, and I made it up i never saw it on telly)

I got another one anyway.....

1. Say to girl mysteriously: Wanna see the WHITE elephant?
2. Take all stuff out of your pockets, and pull pockets inside out
3. Say: go on, grab the trunk
 
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chris Organic @ Mar 4 2004, 11:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> 1. Say to girl: I bet you £1 I can make your tits wobble without touching them.
2. Give girl £1, to prove you have the money.
3. Hold hands dramatically a few inches away from said mammers.
4. concentrate dramatically.
5. Grab tits, and give a really good wobble, and say: Well, it was worth £1


works EVERY time, trust me. [/quote:705b31003f]
This works for you? I mean, you've actually slept with someone after paying them £1 to wobble their tits?

I'm impressed.
 
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