Love Boat

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>>>> >A depressed young woman from Belfast was so

desperate

that she

>>>>decided

>>>> >to end her life by throwing herself into the sea.

When She

went

>>>>down to

>>>> >the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her

Tears

and took

>>>>pity on

>>>> >her.

>>>> >

>>>> >"Look, you've got a lot to live for" he said.

"I'm

off to

>>>>America in the

>>>> >morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on

my

ship.

>>>> >I'll take good care of you and bring you food

every

day."

>>>> >Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her

shoulder

and

>>>>added, "I'll

>>>> >keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The

girl

nodded.

>>>>After all,

>>>> >what did she have to lose? That night,the sailor

brought her

>>>>aboard and

>>>> >hid her in a lifeboat. From then on,every night

he brought her

>>>>three

>>>> >sandwiches

>>>>and a piece of fruit,and they made passionate love

until

>>>> >dawn.

>>>> >

>>>> >Three weeks later during a routine search, the

captain

>>>>Discovered

>>>> >her."What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I

have an

>>>>arrangement

>>>> >with one of the sailors," she explained.

>>>> >"He's taking me to America, and he's feeding me".

>>>> >"What are you doing for him?" said the captain.

>>>> >"He's screwing me," said the girl sheepishly.

>>>> >"He certainly is," said the Captain. "This is the

>>>>Larne-Stranraer

>>>> >ferry."



 
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