Mirkins For Sale

[moonbeam1]

Mirkins manufactured to your requirements from finest feline and hand woven with organic yoghurt. *


Very reasonable prices for these beautiful, one off pieces. :smoke:

* Chest and back wigs also available

 

[moonbeam1]

* bursts into song *
'Who will Buy'

'Who Will Buy my beautiful mirkins'

'Whooo Willl Buuuuuuuuuy'

 

[crisps]

:lol1:

hehehehehe.... :p

 

[Rizla]

ok................................................ nope !!:blink:

 

[jamez_23]

got any ginger ones ?

 

[Continuum]

Handwoven ginger cathair and yoghurt mirkins?? and I thought I'd thought of everything...

 

[Pheadra]

I can garentee they are of the highest qaulity

 

[Rizla]

aslong as its NOT made from pubic hair :p could be a good laugh !!

 

[Rizla]

Handwoven ginger cathair and yoghurt mirkins?? and I thought I'd thought of everything...

hes cheecky comes to your house and picks up the hair lying around :p

 

[Rizla]

:p ......

 

[moonbeam1]

This is not a laughing matter i'll have you know. Im trying to make a living here, there's a lot riding on the sucess of this business so a bit of RESPECT please guys !

I quit my job, and invested all my savings in organic yoghurt and pva glue, and all I get is laughs * is offended* . I thought it would really appeal to the hippy market, but the take up hasn't been all that I'd hoped for

What is the world coming to when a simple merkin peddlar can't make his way in the world *tsk *

M

 

[Rizla]

aslong as its NOT made from pubic hair :p could be a good laugh !!

wasnt having a laugh at you !!!! :p ..... thought about going into town with one on and seeing the reactions or taking one to a party ...

how much are they ?

 

[moonbeam1]

* laughs at diane *

silly badger

 

[Rizla]

right then ....ROFLOL !!! yes LOLING!!:tongue1:

 

[moonbeam1]

I said its NOT a laughing matter !

 

[Rizla]

*bursts into fits of more horific laughter*

ner ner ner ner ner :tongue1:

 

[moonbeam1]

Just you wait, In a year's time this is going to be a multinational busniess, worth millions of Dollars.


We'll see who's laughing then won't we ! * flings damp, muddy mirkin at rizla*

 

[Rizla]

eugh!! im sooo not paying for this !!*stomps foot * not gonna get business if you throw muddy mirkins at people now are you ner :silly: i wonna it redone and in tip top condition ... you hear me !!!!!!!!!

wets her pants from even more laughter ..
erm do u make panties :o

 

[moonbeam1]

Sorry all merkins are non-refundable for health and safety reasons

have a nice day

 

[Rizla]

Sorry all merkins are non-refundable for health and safety reasons

have a nice day

eugh!!! *throws damp .. muddy mirkin * at moonbeam1.. i dont think sooo ....