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:huh: theres no money in my bank account so i guess its safe to say YOU LOOSE !!
 
tis ok .. but you can still have your mirkin back .. i seem to be seeing bolding patches on your head .... and think youd be better off with it :silly:
 
WHAT !!! ewwww please dont say ..erm DOWN THERE !!eugh !! eugh!! eugh!! :huh:

right im sooo not coming back in here *blushes*

i gotta do research man ... this is scary !!
 
yes obviously not 'street' enough ......good god! so is it for ppl like me who shave ? or for ppl who just prefer to have a bush of animal hair and yoghurt !
 
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Isnt it just...soooo sexy ;)

Imagine how excited your guy will be to rip your pants off in the height of passion and get his teeth stuck in ;)

:lol1:
 
:lol1: Rizla....

you silly :p

thats so funny... :lol:
and you made me LOL for quite a long time...

hahahahahaha.... *hides*............ hahahahaha



*feels bad*..................................
 
Pheadra said:
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Isnt it just...soooo sexy ;)

Imagine how excited your guy will be to rip your pants off in the height of passion and get his teeth stuck in ;)

:lol1:
erm what ever floats your boat hun ;) does nothing for me however ..if i pull someones pants off and found that .. by god id run a mile ..:runsmile: :lol:
 
crisps said:
:lol1: Rizla....

you silly :p

thats so funny... :lol:
and you made me LOL for quite a long time...

hahahahahaha.... *hides*............ hahahahaha



*feels bad*..................................
im still hiding .... OMG! never ever will this word *mirkin* come out of my mouth AGAIN! i seriously thought it was a pubic wig FOR HEADS !! thanks to the image i know have from Pheadra..... eugh eugh eugh!!!

im gonna go and hide again !!:lol:
 
ahaha - ahh dear, you're so stuuupid :hehe:


;)
 
*josh remove your arms from your chest!! josh now ........ come on man its not gonna hurt .....<snerk> i promise *
 
UPDATE !!!!!!

Exciting new line now available from Mirkin Enterprises (TM):jump: :jump: :jump:


Ever felt left out a parties being the only one with shaved armpits ?

Especially for the Hippy Chick, underarm wigs, for that authentic hippy look, available in brunette , blonde and ginger, and a range of lengths from 6- 15 inch

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
 
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