More than a feeling...

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> Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as

> he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already

> asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he

> found a

strange

> man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.

"Who

> the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my

> bedroom?".

> The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St

Peter".

> Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much

> to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to

> send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can be

> reincarnated but there

is

> a

> catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was

devastated,

> but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be

> sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers

> and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought

> until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard

> rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how Are you

> enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad " replies Brian," but

> I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're

> ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an

> egg before". "Never" replies Brian "Well just relax and let it happen"

> And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops

> Out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him

> and his emotions got the better of him

as

> he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second

egg,

> the feeling of happiness was overwhelming And he knew that being

> reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...

> ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third

> egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his

> wife

shouting

> "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"





 
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