"My Ding A Ling"

[crisps]

"My Ding A Ling"

by Chuck Berry

When I was a little bitty boy​

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy​

Silver bells hangin on a string​

she told me it was my ding a ling a ling​

Chorus:​

o my ding a ling , ​

my ding a ling​

I want you to play with my ding a ling ​

you know then mamma took me to Sunday school​

they tried to teach me the golden rule​

every time the choir would sing​

I'd take out my ding a ling a ding​

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(chorus)​

then mamma took me to grammar school​

but I stopped off in the vestibule​

every time that bell would ring​

catch me playin with my ding a ling a ling​

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(chorus)​

once I was climbing the garden wall​

I slipped and had a terrible fall​

I fell so hard I heard bells ring​

but held on to my ding a ling a ling​

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(chorus)​

I remember the girl next door​

we used to play house on the kitchen floor​

she'd be the queen and I'd be the king​

and I let her play with my ding a ling a ling​

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(chorus x2)​

once I was swimming cross turtle creek​

man them snappers all around my feet​

sure was hard swimming across that thing​

with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling​

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(chorus)​

girl downstairs​

she's so big and bold​

grandma warned me, "she's too old"​

she used to take me swingin in the school yard swing​

swing down and take my ding a ling a ling​

(chorus)​

this here song it aint so sad​

the cutest little song you ever had​

those of you who will not sing​

you must be playing with your own ding a ling​

(chorus)​

your ding a ling ​

your ding a ling​

we saw u playin with your ding a ling​

oh my ding a ling, everybody sing​

I want to play with my ding a ling oh my, ding a ling​

I wanna play with my ding a ling...!!!​

 

[Squagnut]

Ah, I remember Chuck doing this on Top of the Pops. No wonder punk rock happened.