Top 10 My Top 10 Vibrators

MonasticSquid said:
must be an English thing :D....
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Nope. Just a Pheadra thing.

She a bit... ummmm... different? :unsure:
 
1. Rock chick
2. Rock Chick
3. Rock Chickkk
4. RrrroCk Chick
5. gimp
6. Rock Chick
7. Speakers
8. microphone
9. Rock Chick
10. rockchick

the rock chick comes in a variety of colours and needs no batteries xXx
 
would cock chick be more appropiate?
i like the sound of one of them!

OK rock chick is probably cock chick! That why they become rock chicks! Its the closest thig to cock chick!

OK OK i had my moment :runsmile:
 
josh said:
you said you had one in your beside table bird :huh:


not that i pay so much pervy attention to what everyone says on the forum or anything.. :unsure:
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I was talking about my metaphorical bedside table.

duh. Get with the program.

:)
 
So what you listed wasn't actually in your real bedside table? :o Not only have you left me exposed like never before but more devastatingly, I don't think our bedside tables can be that close then :no:
 
ok look, here's the deal - what I told you were the contents of my bedside table before I sold everything I owned and ran off round the world. My current bedside table is a carpet. It's just not as interesting.

I'm sorry I lied, although technically it was only a time-space ommission, which doesn't really count as badly.

I know it hurts and I'm sorry for that, but come on, I think our bedside tables can work through this. After everything they have together it would be such a shame to waste it on something as silly as this... now, what do you say... lets leave them alone to make up ;)
 
No - a space-time ommission is technically a lie [/german gestapo accent] so yes it does count.


And you say our tables can work it out when just a few lines above, you admitted that 'my current bedside table is a carpet' !! I think your getting too wrapped up in your lies upon lies, quit now! :sob: your hurting me and my table too much..
 
I think you are taking this all wahay too seriously. Look, it's all gonna be ok. I have other pieces of furniture. I have a desk from Ikea, some very groovy shelves. I have a desk-side drawer set that could be a bedside table is I so chose.

When the fuck did you get so furniture-ist anyway, ooh no, my bedside table couldn't possibly get it on with your carpet... that is just rude you know, carpets have feelings too, that square metre of carpet has worked just as hard as a bedside table for months, I've put pints of water on it, my alarm clock, beers, wines, it's even had ashtrays and all the paraphanalia. My bedside carpet works damn hard and deserves your respect!!!
 
Now who's taking this all too seriously (wacko) :P


I fail to see how my bedside table could get it on with a square of carpet anyway, where can it put its knobs? I guess it could just sit on it, but then, the carpet would want some kind of reciprocation surely.. Perhaps it would just have to be a platonic relationship (i'll have to ask my table if it wants that though)
 
(that would be furniture marxist?) whereas by your terms, im the Adolf Hitler of furniture :unsure: I'll settle for the Robert Nozick of furniture :)

I think you should be the Tie-me-to-the-back-of-a-chair-and-fuck-me-senseless-with-root-vegetables of furniture :D :ph34r:
 
i really have no idea why i said that - i was just getting bored with prefixing political leaders/theorists to the beginning of 'furniture' :rolleyes:
 
:? I was gonna say that i found a uv glow in the dark vibrator the other day for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But er.....obviously furniture is more kinky?????????????????????????/ :o :no:
 
It must of cost you a fortune buying all them toys, and is it just luck of the draw when you buy them or do they let you test them out before :?
 
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