Top 10 My Top 10 Vibrators

indiska said:
and willies must surely be nicer? :wub:

hahahahahahahah ahhahahahahaw hafhahdgjkasg; hahahahahhaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah oh my god aaahahahahaha *gasp* ahhahahahahahaha hahhahahahahah

hope i've offended lots of boys!


i hate porn, dunno why, i'm really funny about it. didn't used to be, then i moved into a house with three blokes. every time i scroll through our downloads i get confronted by "pre-teen cum shot blow job fuck" or "hot latina double beating" so from my perspective it appears that the vast majority of porn is icky and that regardless of the loveliness of the boy, they will still look at it. on the other hand, i think sexual liberation is great and people should be proud of it but i don't believe that teenagers should grow up dreaming of a big pair of fake boobs and a shaven fanny to wave at the camera.

oops, i ranted.

my fella said he'd buy me one for crimble... snif...
 
damion said:
mindseye said:
Pornography is like digging through the garbage ~ All you'll find is trash!!!
The vast majority of psytrance is like digging through the garbage ~ All you'll find is repetitive, generic israeli trash!!!


Porn, the multi-billion dollar industry that preys on human weakness and that has no regard for family life, children, public safety or decency is born of greed, power, selfishness, and lust ~ .
psytrance, the multi-billion pill industry that preys on hippie "kids" and drug weaknesses has no regard for family life.

Psytrance is born of greed, power, selfishness, lust, Simon H, Raja Ram, and a general desire to package hippyish concepts in easy-to-digest Mystery Of The Rupali Tandoori (sorry ed!) stop-me-and-buy-one lifestyle definers.


The corrupted mind, thoughts and feelings born of these images degrade, vulgarize and devalue women.
The corrupted minds, thoughts and feelings born of this music degrades, vulgarizes (this isnt even a fucking word even) and devalue everyfuckingbody.


The thoughts manifest as the word ~ the word manifests as the deed ~ the deed develops into habbit and habbit hardens into character ~ so watch the thought and its ways with care ~ and let it spring from love born out of concern for all beings ~ as the shadow follows the body as we think so shall we become and each one of you is ultimately responsible for the future of our childrens' childrens' children.....

Right. So listening to the new alien project CD (i.e. the old alien project CD) will achieve this utopia.

Thank f*k for that. And all this time i thought psytrance had nothing to do with consciousness expansion, and was all about having a dance with yer mates to loud, good music.

Are you an american?

aaaah Damion...

:wub:

I knew i could count on you :Wink3:
 
josh said:
erm excuse me... glad as i am to have my name ranked alongside such Greats... i have to express my disappointment that it's connected with providing an explanation on the benefits of porn - a topic which i know nothing about and personally find deeply immoral.
as you were :Smile3:


Josh....What are you talking about??? have you been at your nans sherry again?
 
:unsure: busted..
 
Gash said:
i don't believe that teenagers should grow up dreaming of a big pair of fake boobs and a shaven fanny to wave at the camera.

Neither do I but it's better than growing up having to compete with large vibrating pieces of plastic with no brains, emotions, intellect or intrigue.
 
right then.....

erm...

STOP TAKING IT ALL TO SERIOUSLY.....

back to the vibrators then please, this is my thread :P
 
Stuoolong said:
Gash said:
i don't believe that teenagers should grow up dreaming of a big pair of fake boobs and a shaven fanny to wave at the camera.

Neither do I but it's better than growing up having to compete with large vibrating pieces of plastic with no brains, emotions, intellect or intrigue.

im not sure i see the difference between these 2 references :P
 
i may not have a vibrator but i do have a few of these

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Pheadra said:
All my bloody batterys are dead innit! Geigh...couldnt play with my toys last nite :ph34r:

can't you get a mains adapter for those things
 
I beg leave to refer to one other point in relation to sexual selection. It has been objected that this form of selection, as far as the ornaments of the males are concerned, implies that all females within the same district must possess and exercise exactly the same taste. It should, however, be observed, in the first place, that although the range of variation of a species may be very large, it is by no means indefinite. I have elsewhere given a good instance of this fact in the pigeon, of which there are at least a hundred varieties differing widely in their colours, and at least a score of varieties of the fowl differing in the same kind of way; but the range of colour in these two species is extremely distinct. Therefore the females of natural species cannot have an unlimited scope for their taste. In the second place, I presume that no supporter of the principle of sexual selection believes that the females select particular points of beauty in the males; they are merely excited or attracted in a greater degree by one male than by another, and this seems often to depend, especially with birds, on brilliant colouring. Even man, excepting perhaps an artist, does not analyse the slight differences in the features of the woman whom he may admire, on which her beauty depends. The male mandrill has not only the hinder end of his body, but his face gorgeously coloured and marked with oblique ridges, a yellow beard, and other ornaments. We may infer from what we see of the variation of animals under domestication, that the above several ornaments of the mandrill were gradually acquired by one individual varying a little in one way, and another individual in another way. The males which were the handsomest or the most attractive in any manner to the females would pair oftenest, and would leave rather more offspring than other males. The offspring of the former, although variously intercrossed, would either inherit the peculiarities of their fathers or transmit an increased tendency to vary in the same manner. Consequently the whole body of males inhabiting the same country would tend from the effects of constant intercrossing to become modified almost uniformly, but sometimes a little more in one character and sometimes in another, though at an extremely slow rate; all ultimately being thus rendered more attractive to the females. The process is like that which I have called unconscious selection by man, and of which I have given several instances. In one country the inhabitants value a fleet or light dog or horse, and in another country a heavier and more powerful one; in neither country is there any selection of individual animals with lighter or stronger bodies and limbs; nevertheless after a considerable lapse of time the individuals are found to have been modified in the desired manner almost uniformly, though differently in each country. In two absolutely distinct countries inhabited by the same species, the individuals of which can never during long ages have intermigrated and intercrossed, and where, moreover, the variations will probably not have been identically the same, sexual selection might cause the males to differ. Nor does the belief appear to me altogether fanciful that two sets of females, surrounded by a very different environment, would be apt to acquire somewhat different tastes with respect to form, sound, or colour. However this may be, I have given in my Descent of Man instances of closely-allied birds inhabiting distinct countries, of which the young and the females cannot be distinguished, whilst the adult males differ considerably, and this may be attributed with much probability to the action of sexual selection.

THE END .
:runaway:
 
:trippn: Whoah! Got dizzy starting to read that!

I used to sell Anne Summers :P
Ever tried a tongue tickler? Or the pulsatron is quite exciting
But I'm a rabbit lover too, has to be doesn't it :wub:

Also have a thing for bedside Carpets :love234:
xx
 
Bubbles said:
:trippn: Whoah! Got dizzy starting to read that!

I used to sell Anne Summers :P
Ever tried a tongue tickler? Or the pulsatron is quite exciting
But I'm a rabbit lover too, has to be doesn't it :wub:

Also have a thing for bedside Carpets :love234:
xx

Bedside carpets!!!!! explain more :Wink3:

I have a thing for washing machines myself :o

But yes the rabbit is fabulous!

Havent tried the Pulsatron....its on my list...I need some new ones....my rabbit is the only one that still works out of my top 10!!!


im liking little lipstick vibrator....so discreet....for whereever i need it :Wink3:
 
Pheadra said:
:? I was gonna say that i found a uv glow in the dark vibrator the other day for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean you have never played:
"Vibrator Hoopla"?
You haven't lived. All you need is a UV vibrator, a selection of UV bangles, and a uv light. You then take it in turns to toss (I use that word quite innocently) .... TOSS ..... the bangles, and the winner is the one who gets the most over the upstanding imitation penis.
If you decide to take photos of this activity, do remember to keep them hidden incase one's pubescent son discovers them at a later date :unsure: ...............
 
indiska said:
Stuoolong said:
Gash said:
i don't believe that teenagers should grow up dreaming of a big pair of fake boobs and a shaven fanny to wave at the camera.

Neither do I but it's better than growing up having to compete with large vibrating pieces of plastic with no brains, emotions, intellect or intrigue.

im not sure i see the difference between these 2 references :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lolololo:
 
crunchymole said:
Pheadra said:
:? I was gonna say that i found a uv glow in the dark vibrator the other day for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean you have never played:
"Vibrator Hoopla"?
You haven't lived. All you need is a UV vibrator, a selection of UV bangles, and a uv light. You then take it in turns to toss (I use that word quite innocently) .... TOSS ..... the bangles, and the winner is the one who gets the most over the upstanding imitation penis.
If you decide to take photos of this activity, do remember to keep them hidden incase one's pubescent son discovers them at a later date :unsure: ...............

OMG... :lol:


I am SOOOOO gonna give that a go :Grin:


Thankyou for enlightening me with a new party game :Grin:
 
erm.... dunno what to add to this thread.... but like all the "get a sense of humour" comments just don't make sense when applied to this thread because ummm it *ISN'T* funny? Anyway, I don't see why we have to be given a list of all you favourite vibrators, it's not like you're putting out any videos of yourself using them [although that would be a worthy endeavour]. But yeah, the psytrance scene is a load of bollocks nowadays... even places like Phang Ngan are shit these days due to the wonky prats that think they are really into *it*.
Bloody drug addicted sociopaths.
I hope India isn't down the toilet as well, I was planning for a nice summer there. :unsure:
 
you need to look on the places i have shat for the indian toilet humour :Wink3:

And if you dont understand then dont comment, i started this thread a while ago....those who know me (most people on here actually) get it...

So seriously....leave the threads alone you dont understand ok :Wink3:
 
jeez what's your problem brainticket? i know, i'll go to all the trouble of opening a thread entitled "my top 10 vibrators" on a psy-trance forum and read it just to moan that i don't care about other people's vibrators and that psy-trance is shit.

fucking grow up man, go piss on someone else's parade.
 
Pheadra said:
crunchymole said:
Pheadra said:
:? I was gonna say that i found a uv glow in the dark vibrator the other day for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean you have never played:
"Vibrator Hoopla"?
You haven't lived. All you need is a UV vibrator, a selection of UV bangles, and a uv light. You then take it in turns to toss (I use that word quite innocently) .... TOSS ..... the bangles, and the winner is the one who gets the most over the upstanding imitation penis.
If you decide to take photos of this activity, do remember to keep them hidden incase one's pubescent son discovers them at a later date :unsure: ...............

and whats the usual method to stop the afoementioned vibe falling over??? :runsmile:

OMG... :lol:


I am SOOOOO gonna give that a go :Grin:


Thankyou for enlightening me with a new party game :Grin:
 
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