naughty sweeties

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makdaddy

Guest
apologies in advance.

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After

Eight.

She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way,

they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had Rum & Butter and she had a Wine

Gum.

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.

I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out

the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt

the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him

take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always

fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he came out, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She

wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her

Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in

her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught VD.

It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts.

 
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makdaddy

Guest
yeah, sorry - work is tediously boring today

this line in particular tickles me..

" When he came out, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie."


mwha!
 
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rizla

Guest
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight:icool:
 
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