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From Oz with love.

GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcshit with Lies.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges Displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.


BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3in the morning.

BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.


BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".

NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

PEARL HARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)

PICASSO AR$E
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

TART FUEL
Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

WYNONA RYDER
Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"
 

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LOL a monkey bath....

i like that one :lol1:

but monkey baths are great once you
get used to the water... hehe...

whats better than a monkey bath,
is a monkey bubble bath... :Wink3:

hehehe there all good :lol:
 

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Cosmic shovel....

Though I say I use a cosmic JCB.
 

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ha ha ha, Picasso arse, that's why I wear a thong

(amusingly almost posted this as Goz)
 

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The Profanisaurus has some great ones. 'Undefuckable' is one I use.
 
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My favourite is "The brown light's flashing..." meaning "I'm dying for a shit."


"Are you going to be long in there love? Only - the brown lights's flashing..."


Or possibly "Beer Scooter" - which is a form of transport that makes journeys back from the pub seem to less time than they should.
 

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all are v.v.v silly- i luv this stuff

my favs are the

Sally Gunnell- a motor trade term to describe a used car- ie. not much to look at but a fecking good runner.

mumblers- tight womens shorts through which you see the lips move but you cant understand a word.
 
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