Old, but good.

lala69

51% Sweetheart,49% Bitch
How to impress a woman:
Adore
Amaze
Compliment
Cuddle
Spoil
Chocolate :Wink3:
Mollify
Love
Be Sensitive
Listen
Massage
Romance
Buy flowers...
etc etc

How to impress a man:
Show up naked.
 

Squagnut

There's a gnu in my squat
Mind you, if a man hasn't done all the cuddling, chocolate, flowers and romantic things, and a woman turns up naked, he will be very very suspicious...
 
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