slicker than a cabbage
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a
man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000.00,
they concluded that the head was larger than the shaft was to give
the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, the French decided to do their
own study. After $250,000.00 and 3 years of research, they concluded
that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the
woman more pleasure during sex.
Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own
study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of
beer, they concluded that is was to keep a man's hand from flying
off and hitting him in the forehead