penis study....

[lettis]

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a
man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000.00,
they concluded that the head was larger than the shaft was to give
the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their
own study. After $250,000.00 and 3 years of research, they concluded
that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the
woman more pleasure during sex.


Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own
study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of
beer, they concluded that is was to keep a man's hand from flying
off and hitting him in the forehead

 

[crisps]

The sad life of a penis...

I've only one eye, thats blind
and my hairs a mess.

My neighbours an asshole
and my relatives are nuts.

All My best friends are cunts
and to top that all off, my owners a right wanker.

 

[Ruskin]

:excessiv:nice one, the both of ya!

 

[lettis]

The sad life of a penis...

I've only one eye, thats blind
and my hairs a mess.

My neighbours an asshole
and my relatives are nuts.

All My best friends are cunts
and to top that all off, my owners a right wanker.

teehee, gonna steel that!:irofl:

 

[crisps]

or another version... which i think is better!!! :lol1:

10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!

01. -You've got a hole in your head.
02. -Your master strangles you all the time.
03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you
04. -You shrink in cold water.
05. -You never get a haircut.
06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.
07. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
08. -Your best friend is a pussy.
09. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

 

[Ratty]

:lol1:

 

[trancetheory]

:irofl:

 

[lettis]

or another version... which i think is better!!! :lol1:

10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!

01. -You've got a hole in your head.
02. -Your master strangles you all the time.
03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you
04. -You shrink in cold water.
05. -You never get a haircut.
06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.
07. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
08. -Your best friend is a pussy.
09. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

teehee