Please help McDonalds

benny fli Mar 31, 2004

  1. benny fli

    benny fli no comment

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    Hello everyone,

    As a member of the Mcdonalds (t.m.) marketing team I have been asked to find some "funky" music to advertise our new salad range (caesar salad / chicken salad and vegetarian) for 3 months over the summer. The tune would need a really fresh feeling to it and be something that would appeal to the youngsters out there. I have been looking about the web for ideas, but not knowing too much about your "scene" would appreciate some assistance. It goes without saying that whoever's music was selected would stand to make a lot of money!

    Any suggestions?

    Many thanks in advance.

    Ben F.
     
  2. Pheadra

    Pheadra My other ride is your mum

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    Ala Justin Timberlake...I'm Lovin it? :wacko:
     
  3. Monkey Do

    Monkey Do #1 Internet Toughguy

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    Try "Heavy Shit" by Zoon, that's about as grim as a McDonalds salad.
     
  4. fil

    fil SpaceBastard

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    This better be a fucking joke.
     
  5. Continuum

    Continuum Throb Farmer

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    God forbid that anyone helps out this trolling corporate whore...god almighty

    Here's a few pointers...
    We like great music, we HATE McDonalds. We hate them for their appallingly foul pseudo-food, their dreadful record for dealing with their underpaid staff, environmental insensitivity, and most regularly for their hamfisted and toe-curlingly awful and wrongheaded 'marketing'.

    I hope this helps, I AM LOVIN IT
     
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    Goz Psy-Richard Staff Member

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    Anybody got anything we can feed the troll? Potassium-Cyanide would be good ... Probably still healthier than a McDs though :Wink3:
     
  7. benny fli

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    just realised mcds will probabl try to sue me for this so i am going to disclaim this now and say i was drunk when i wrote it.

    I have never and do not work for mcdonalds and they did not ask me to look for techno music. i in no way wished to cause any damage to the mcdonalds name or cause. as i said i was very drunk at the time and do not feel that i can be held responsible for this

    i do occasionally eat at mcdonalds (quarter pounder with cheese) and think they are a great organisation

    ben
     
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    Continuum Throb Farmer

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Well you really got me going! thanks for the exercise...
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  9. Stix

    Stix Guesticles

    stop emailing me you freak..

    I DON'T care if my 'spinning sticks' generate enough energy to run a friggin calculator or not..

    made a really good impression so far.. keep going and you'll alienate your self completly..
     
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    psychedelVic (~'~)

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    Woss da crack, Jack?? :blink: :wacko: :smokingr:
     
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    *cough* nobhead *cough*

    :unsure:
     
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    Number_six Fluffy Love

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    Feel free to e-mail me...i dont mind i'm very good with the mentally ill, you see it goes back when I was young and I used to help out the local home for adults with learning difficulties, yes thats right they couldn't get there spinning sticks to work either.

    moo.....
     
  14. benny fli

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    who are the trolls?

    do you mean by this that my presence is not welcome here?

    and if you mean that, do you mean to say that this is a SERIOUS site whereby people like myself (general twats) are not allowed to play?

    and if thats the case what does that mean?

    and if that is the case does that mean that trance is serious and serious only...there was a man called ken kesey once upon a time (dont get me wrong i;m no kezza) but think i would have preferred his bus to leary's house... although they both sounded like a lot of fun...

    got to go, i'm getting the fifth star on my badge today, there's an award ceremony and all. my mums attending... she'll be so proud!
     
  15. Bristalien

    Bristalien Village Idiot

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    wat cha talkin about willis
     
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    Number_six Fluffy Love

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    I'm a troll!!! I have a membership card somewhere...Medway Trolls passions night club...hehe

    Back in the days of 'HAS ANYONE GOT ANYMORE ACID!!!'
     
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    Number_six Fluffy Love

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    yes we do like the MOON!!!!
     
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    Ben3rdEye toe-jamm

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    Hey YOU're lowering the tone of my Name!
    Shove that joke and that company and may you get #$@%^& for eating bad meat!
    :P
     
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