Random Facts

LOLITA

Psychodelicat
- It is impossible to lick your own elbow

- Crocodiles can't poke their tongues out

- A prawn's heart is located in its head

-A study carried over 80 years on 200 000 ostrichts shows no case of an ostricht burying her head in the sand

- Pigs can't physically look at the sky

- Rats and horses cannot throw up

- By sneezing too hard you can break a rib

- By trying to prevent a sneezing, it is possible to burst a vein in your brain or nape and die

- Lighters were invented before matches

- 35 percent of people using dating ads to find a partner are already married

- 23 percent of problems with photocopiers in the world are caused by people sitting on it to copy their rear

- During an average life, a person swallows 70 insects and 10 spiders whilst sleeping

- Like the digital prints, the tongue's prints are different with everyone

- 75 percent of people who read this will have tried to lick their elbow
 

Faction

Proto-col
LOLITA said:
- It is impossible to lick your own elbow
 

LOLITA

Psychodelicat
Colin OOOD said:

Hehe, nice try :icool:

Somehow I'm not convinced :iwink: I've checked with my own elbow and I'd need to poke about 15 cm of tongue to get there. Even with a short arm she'd need a reptile's tongue if the picture wasn't a trompe l'oeil. :iredface:
 

Z Horse

Member
Forum Supporter
this girl is almost reaching her elbow without moving her arm.
 

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zeromonkey

Monkey
If you look at the pic of the girl licking her elbow, you can see that her tongue's actually further away from the camera than her elbow, but the two are aligned. Thus I conclude she's not licking her elbow :irazz:
 

TiggerTheTroll

Fluffer of Minion Hords
There's a reason it's "not available in any shops"
 

Getafix

Bass Freak
Some interesting sex trivia:

Porpoises enjoy group sex.

The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.

Hamsters can have sex seventy-five times a day.

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
 
S Cube said:
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

no way

:weightlif

thats one strrrooong penis
 

LOLITA

Psychodelicat
Some college paper turned in by 2 english students in USA.
It's called a tandem story. Each person pairs off with the person
sitting to his or her immediate right. One writes the
first paragraph of a short story. The partner reads the first
paragraph and adds another paragraph to the story. Etc..
The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

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STORY:

(first paragraph by Rebecca)

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
camomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now
reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
liked camomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off
Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too
much her asthma started acting up again. So camomile was out of the
question.

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(second paragraph by Gary)

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now
in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator "Polar orbit established. No sign
of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle
beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo
bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and
across the cockpit.

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(Rebecca)

He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he felt one
last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever
had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law
Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper
one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared
out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed
unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to
distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things
around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
pondered wistfully.

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(Gary)

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands
of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of
its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the
Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were
determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage
of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying
enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them,
they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile
entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile
submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and
85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the
conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty!
Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"

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(Rebecca)

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My
writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

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(Gary)

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have camomile
tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no, I'm an air
headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."

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(Rebecca)

Asshole.

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(Gary)

Bitch.

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(Rebecca)

Wanker.

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(Gary)

Slut.

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(Rebecca)

Get f****d.

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(Gary)

Eat s**t.

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(Rebecca)

F*** YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!

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(Gary)

Go drink some tea - whore.

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(Teacher) A+ - I really liked this one.
 
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