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DJJD

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And God said unto John: 'Come forth and I will give thee eternal life'.

Unfortunately, John came fifth. He won a toaster.


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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?




Fo' drizzle


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A Samurai is eating a bowl of rice, he spills 7 grains, and so, takes his own life... To avoid shame :|

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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ermintrude the interrupting cow

Ermintrude the in MOOO!!!
 

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*this joke has been moved to a more apprpriate thread*



why was the biscuit sad?






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