Shit jokes....

DJJD

Piechedelic
And God said unto John: 'Come forth and I will give thee eternal life'.

Unfortunately, John came fifth. He won a toaster.


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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?




Fo' drizzle


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A Samurai is eating a bowl of rice, he spills 7 grains, and so, takes his own life... To avoid shame :|

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:|
 

martin_e

Pantheistic Cyberneticist
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ermintrude the interrupting cow

Ermintrude the in MOOO!!!
 

Utility_Stick

Senior Fucking Member
I actually thought these were going to be about turds.
 

hoofer

Member
*this joke has been moved to a more apprpriate thread*



why was the biscuit sad?






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