Shorts down under

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shorts

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yeppers I have come to invade yet another forum... :Smile3:

Craig from Melbourne Australia... 41, Taurus and I like tennis, swimming and frog shaving...:lolololo:

Owner of Darook Towers - The home of messiness (actually just a normal house but some of the parties.... MESSY INDEED)... just ask Damion - psyreviews.com He has lived at DT and survived!!!!



can usually be found on www.oztrance.com

Cheerz etc..

Shorts
 

grokit23

God mintsmak
hello there :Grin:

Have fun and see you around...
 

Jon Kenobi

So uncivilised
Hi Shorts
welcome to UK foruming
 

shorts

Junior Members
Thanx :Smile3: Well now that we have your Damion (psyreviews) down here......

ITS RANSOM TIME!!!!!!!

We want one MILLION DOLLARS.... or we will let him come home!!! LOL
 

damion

Pound Shop Alex Petridis
welcome mate

though since i arrived you've been sick so i've not seen you

didnt know you were a taurus

btw we need more milk

cheers
 

Kezpipa

rocks, oars
Shorts, I hope you're planning on sharing that ransom money with all of us who will have to suffer psyreviews' presence after it is paid.

PS I am going to share your thread. Hi, I'm Kezpipa, I like knitting and driving my children to 'rave' parties in my funky not-quite-Kombi. We call it the Ican'tbelieveit'snotKombi but they make me drop them ten minutes walk from the gate, and wear a balaclava so they can pretend I am their rasta friend Kale who is too shanti to doof. And Shorts, I like Darook so much, I threw up in the corner of your backyard.

ps You also need more of those little packets of biscuit-chip things. I will chip in if asked.
 

lurk

Stunning Cunt
shorts said:
Thanx :Smile3: Well now that we have your Damion (psyreviews) down here......

ITS RANSOM TIME!!!!!!!

We want one MILLION DOLLARS.... or we will let him come home!!! LOL

arg. we'd better organise a whip round :Wink3:

failing that, i'll call customs and tell them that damion is in fact an uzbekistani with a very good fake passport and a penchant for bleaching his skin :Wink3:

you have my sympathies, but welcome anyway :Smile3:
 

Squagnut

There's a gnu in my squat
Shorts, tell Damion that I'm going to be Damion-for-a-night on the 22nd. It'll be a cinch, just a matter of looking vague unless anyone tries to talk to me, in which case I'll just pretend to mix something and look dead busy like what he does. Oh, the life of an Ambiguous Allstar, or whatever it is.
 

shorts

Junior Members
I thought the vague look was trying to work out which button starts the CDs????

Who me???? Vague???

Oh and when he gets back (assuming customs are kind to him) make sure he is called "Snowboy"..... He'll probably attempt to kill you over it but lets face it... he needs to put a lil meat on those bones before he will become a serious threat to our safety!!!
 
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Rizla

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:hehe: its soo nice to see and hear soo many new peeps joining the forum... im new too and i tell u what :gonnasta: .. its comfy, friendly and cozy .. so make yourself comtable shorts :Grin:
 

Pheadra

My other ride is your mum
Squagnut said:
Shorts, tell Damion that I'm going to be Damion-for-a-night on the 22nd. It'll be a cinch, just a matter of looking vague unless anyone tries to talk to me, in which case I'll just pretend to mix something and look dead busy like what he does. Oh, the life of an Ambiguous Allstar, or whatever it is.

DONT Be Damion for a night or else you'd have me throwing pints over your head and the likes, And i like you far to much for that...

Shame the same cant be said for Damion.

Keep him in oz and feed him to the dingoes for all I care.

Yes... I do mean that.

Hes a pointless little turd in the toilet bowl that is life.
 

shorts

Junior Members
awwww no ransom has been paid so far so it looks like he is gettin sent back to you guys....

I have dropped the price too....Now down to about US$1000.... should keep me in bourbon for a year :Smile3:
 

Pheadra

My other ride is your mum
shorts said:
awwww no ransom has been paid so far so it looks like he is gettin sent back to you guys....

I have dropped the price too....Now down to about US$1000.... should keep me in bourbon for a year :Smile3:

keep him seriously...

Otherwise lets just hope his plane crashes on some remote land where we never have to hear or see of the wanker ever again.
 
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dave arc-i

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damo - you are going to be SOOOOOOOOOO sorry you ever gave me those pix to use dude - in your absense there will be hilarity at what hass been done with those images - all for playing while you are trapped at 38,000ft with no right of reply

Of copurse today i will be mostly using another image and apply the text is this snowboy and why is he called that? should imagine it will be a topic for discussion on your return matey!

Sorry missed you on msn this morning - i would like a 'live' chat with anyway'

ps. skippy isn't a sex toy ok
 

moonbeam1

Hard as Nails !
dave arc-i said:
i would like a 'live' chat with anyway'

uughg Dave, your sexual habits are no concern of the forum mkay ?

'ooh yeah damo, just slip them off nice and slow '

:bananase: :runsmile:
 
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