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moonbeam1 said:
uughg Dave, your sexual habits are no concern of the forum mkay ?

'ooh yeah damo, just slip them off nice and slow '

:bananase: :runsmile:

Thats it Mark, no more conference calls with you invloved if you are going to give it all away in public like this - is that a mirkin on your head knitted from cat hair balls?
 
dave arc-i said:
is that a mirkin on your head knitted from cat hair balls?

YES Dave it is. I lost all my real hair with the chemo I had as a kid, then when my parents both died leaving me , aged just 11, with massive debts I couldn't afford a real wig.

So when I was befriended by a stray cat who bought me scraps from bins I felt so happy *lucky* I called him. Alas he too fell under the reapers scythe, and as a a remembrance, Ikept his pelt. I was so hungry at the time that I nearly ate that as well, but I digress. And now the wig is the only way I have to remember my only friend *lucky* *sobs* :hug1:

I hope you feel happy now, you heartless bastard :huh:
 
moonbeam1 said:
I hope you feel happy now, you heartless bastard :huh:

are you my long lost much younger twin brother - your story rings so many bells
 
moonbeam1 said:
So you look like Pat Sharp too but have been keeping it quiet all this time ???:bananada: :dito:

i did have a brother once, he used to lock me in a box beat me with a horse whip, and sometimes he used to touch me, b

i said twin - not indentical! - there was a story in the family you had been exported to Michael Jacksons ranch - did he call you his 'bro' then? moonbeam in adulation of moonwalking?:?

oh and before I forget - hello shorts
 
look, tom. all of yer. lets just leave it alone on forums.

no point bringin' all this into the public eye.

please leave it alone on here.

yes i know Lurkster. but come on now.
 
I cant help it, hes been remarkably unfair to me as you well know.

I cant just heal that easily from what he did to me and our unborn child.
 
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