Test for Smart People

Rhino Plasti

Sailing the Brixton Seas
Test for Smart People.....Do you qualify ?




The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether

you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The

questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have

answered the question!












1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close

the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an

overly complicated way.














2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




























Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

refrigerator?






Wrong Answer.


























Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the

elephant and close the door. :iconfused This tests your ability to think through the

repercussions of your previous actions.


































3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend

.... except one. Which animal does not attend?





























Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You

just put him in there. This tests your memory.




Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you

still have one more chance to show your true abilities.












4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do

not have a boat. How do you manage it?





























Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been

listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests

whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.






According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals

they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several

correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the

theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.






Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.






PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
 

jamez_23

Blah
Rhino Plasti said:
Test for Smart People.....Do you qualify ?

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals

they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several

correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the

theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.


Anderson crumbled after the Enron scandal, this means that the people who pose the question are not qualified to be professionals. HA ! :Wink3:

he he .....
 

Rhino Plasti

Sailing the Brixton Seas
jamez_23 said:
Anderson crumbled after the Enron scandal, this means that the people who pose the question are not qualified to be professionals. HA ! :Wink3:

he he .....

Well there's no surprise there. I always knew I wasn't professional.
 

jamez_23

Blah
Rhino Plasti said:
Well there's no surprise there. I always knew I wasn't professional.

he he eh .... Well, I got them all wrong and I work for the company who took Anderson over.

Suckers !! :Wink3:
 

trancetheory

♥♪♫
jamez_23 said:
he he eh .... Well, I got them all wrong and I work for the company who took Anderson over.

Suckers !! :Wink3:

thatz random, so does my dad :icool: well not that random I guess, Anderson woz pretty huge lol
 

jamez_23

Blah
miszt said:
thatz random, so does my dad :icool: well not that random I guess, Anderson woz pretty huge lol

I may know him. You never know. Did he keep his job after it was taken over ?
 

trancetheory

♥♪♫
jamez_23 said:
I may know him. You never know. Did he keep his job after it was taken over ?

Yep he did :iyes: he'z a workaholik christian, he'll probly try and convert you if you talk about anything other than work or taxes lol
 

jamez_23

Blah
a ha .... I dont work with any tax guys here in MK..... I guess he's down in London somewhere then .......

:Smile3:
 

trancetheory

♥♪♫
jamez_23 said:
a ha .... I dont work with any tax guys here in MK..... I guess he's down in London somewhere then .......

:Smile3:

:iyes: ah well, guess your going to hell then...unless he can get a transfer...I'll let him no therez a sinner in MK :irofl:
 

Squagnut

There's a gnu in my squat
I got them all right. Do I get extra marks, a good job, or am I just well-adjusted for living in a hypothetical world? I do cryptic crosswords too.
 

Rhino Plasti

Sailing the Brixton Seas
Squagnut said:
I got them all right. Do I get extra marks, a good job, or am I just well-adjusted for living in a hypothetical world? I do cryptic crosswords too.

A gold star is in the post TO YOU. Well done Squag.










(I bet he cheated)
 

Squagnut

There's a gnu in my squat
I'll have you know that many successful professionals, including those - no, especially those - at Andersons, achieve things by: a) cheating, and b) lying.
 
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