The 4 hour cid Transvestites Coursework Essay by emu and veggity

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what?
Do transvestites cause 'gender trouble' or reaffirm traditional concepts of femininity and masculinity?



Perhaps, we should begin by clarifying exactly what we mean by 'gender trouble' and perhaps this is too difficult a question to begin with. In a recent survey by Soulsby (2005) of the gay population of Brighton, it was discovered that one in seven gay men or bisexuals were also a transvestite. Addressing the question that we decided we weren't going to address first, of what was the question? However, more pressing concerns include how such a great amount of stuff can happen in such a short space of time. Time is a concept created by man, so if it were to be removed then lots of stuff could happen in a short space of time. It might enable us to write an essay in one night but we would destroy the world. Laughing as our fingers typed out destruction. So we wouldn't do that. Would transvestites be interested in discussing carpets? When compared to the apparent interest of men and women from the normal population, it was found that both women and transvestites were far more interested in carpets than men.



It is impossible to say anything bad about transvestites for fear of political incorrectness. So why would we write an essay about transvestites - who set this essay? - when they’re so nice? Or should that be if? When did they gain such power? If they’re not as powerful as they appear then they cannot be causing gender trouble. But maybe they are quite powerful and we should discuss this issue further.



More pertinent, perhaps, is the question of how an essay can be more important than music when music is everything? There is nothing more powerful and even transvestites can’t argue with that, but they’re trying. It seems logical; therefore, that music controls time.



It is no longer possible to use the word transvestite. So how to describe one? The dictionary says that there is no definition to one.



There is a reason why people do not laugh all the time*. It’s too hard to think of things to rhyme. “Did you have any fun? Tell me. What did you do?†(The Cat in the Hat, by Dr Seuss).



Back to the question of how to continue this essay without using the word which is no longer allowed to be used. This is difficult so reverting back to our other question of how an essay can be more important than music. It can substitute it if being read by a computerised voice. Logically, this leads us back to our discussion of time as a concept that one cannot have on one’s own. But two separate individuals cannot have the same perception of time. And so how can time be defined?



There is no reason to be prejudiced against transvestites just for the sake of something to write. That was all that the transvestites had an issue with in the first place. They deserve no more attention than short people, and are short people causing height problems? Maybe, if they all went around wearing high heels and pretending to be tall. Given that we are no longer afraid of transvestites, we cannot remember why we were afraid of them in the first place. So are transvestites causing trouble? Yes. They have caused SO much trouble.









*Laughing can seriously damage your health
 

Alan

ItDoesWhatItSaysOnTheTin
For Fecks sake girls...

I knoiw your a couple of little trip'eds, but:

Drugs.

Essays.

Do not combine the two.

I'm sure you actually turned thgis iun aswelll... A low fail I assume.

Tut Tut.
 
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