Top 10 THE RETURN OF THE TEN BEST THINGS TO DO ON A FRI NIGHT

This thread is crap!


I'll say:


1> Go to whom ever has the nicest house in the country. Bring a load of mix cd's and settle in wiv some mushroom tea.. have a back pocket full of cocaine and let it out when your in *too deep*... Check the effect!

Everyone basically heads to the toilet for a shit. Every time! Funny as fuck!

2> Head into town for a few beers with y'chums... Hit a lufka pure and hard. It's a wee pipe looks like a cigarette. Esspresso of weed. You get sooo frikkin high, it's like trippin. DEAL with it. That's a night out!

3> Avoid London squat parties - you'll have more fun taking the drugs in your own home with friends listening to music YOU like. IMO. Along the same lines- make partying something special and head out only to the REALLY GOOD ones.. otherwise try new things like... Calling up your old rock-band buddy. It's been a while and a good call can spark-off a whole new buzz. He happens to be going out near you tonight to see his mate in a band - and there's a spare guestee. You'll have such a great time - you never knew you could dance to rock-music!! ;)

4> Spend a whole evening drinking, smoking and sniffing whilst kissing and caressing your love. Except all you dog-lovers out there. Scruff might get the wrong idea about you.
 
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