Top 10 Things to do in Bed

Jim said:
shit urself
puke in yer sleep then wake up wiv it in yer hair :o
try to sleep in the wet patch :mad:
fidgit like fuck :?
forget to remove yer socks an then wake up wiv sweaty feet :sob:
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Do you not really like bed time? (If it's like that and you do it's a bit worrying :D ;) ). You should try some of my techniques (above) :) .
 
1. shagging - especially first thing in the morning
2. farting (these two are - or should be - mutually exclusive)
3. listening to music on headphones while smoking a big schpliff
4. trying to ignore inane post-coital chatter whilst giving the impression of being a "good listener"
5. watching fillums
6. turning the pillow over to try to get more comfortable
7. making lists in my head
8. reading
9. noodling on a laptop
10. being LAZY
 
Lazytom said:
1. shagging - especially first thing in the morning
2. farting (these two are - or should be - mutually exclusive)
3. listening to music on headphones while smoking a big schpliff
4. trying to ignore inane post-coital chatter whilst giving the impression of being a "good listener"
5. watching fillums
6. turning the pillow over to try to get more comfortable
7. making lists in my head
8. reading
9. noodling on a laptop
10. being LAZY
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99% of men admit they masturbate - the rest lie... are u in that 1 percent Tom, or are you not a man?
 
1. mong out
2. daydream
3. SEX
4. discuss matters with Anita
5. chat bollocks on the phone
6. hide(from Anita)
7. watch wallpaper/carpet drift, morph or breath
8. play 'bouncybouncy' with neices
9. wrte txt msgs
10. try to sleep deprived of sex by grumpy wife


I definitely do all the above :)
 
play 'down in the jungle' on gweetar accompanied by two singin sisters, shouting different animals we will find :D :D :D
 
1. Play with kitten
2. smother myself in honey, and demand someone to lick it off
3. masterbate..... :)
4. eat marmite on toast
5. shag shag ...make love
6. snooze
7. Snuggle
8. shag shag shag
9. do K
10. fanny fart.... :P
 
you prefer masterbating to sex? :blink:
well, i suppose no-one knows you like you know yourself :P
 
U wrote the same thing twice in 1 and 3 :P
 
1. Making luuurrve,
2. Thinking about making luuurrve,
3. Practicing,
4. Concocting possible improvements to the set piece and mulling over improv.
5. Snoozzzzin'
6. Snugglez
7. Watching BBC sunday breakfast news whilst tripping (somehow i always wind up doing it)
8. Farting
9. Monging
10. going back to sleep :smoke:
 
josh said:
8) cut open a hole in a cuddly animal and then have sex with it
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lol :D you're a legend mate !!

I'll have to add a couple ...

- watching hollyoaks on sunday morning [shit but its all my brain can handle at that time]
- falling through slats [long story]
- waking up, looking round and thinking ... "please tell me I didnt" ;)
- waking up, looking round and thinking ... "fuckin' A !" :D

... and Im waiting for psylent_bob to post about nasty injuries incurred in the sack ;)

peace,
Marc
 
1. have fun with a warm apple pie
2. have fun with flossy the sheep
3. have fun wearing womens undies
4. have fun with vibrating mobile phone
5. have fun with sister
6. have fun with mum
7. have fun with hamster & gaffa tape
8. have fun with vegatables
9. have fun with gap between the bed and the materess
10. phone work and let them know just how sick I am :lol1:




--------------- disclaimer ---------------
From a friends memoirs, not mine!
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- waking up, looking round and thinking ... "please tell me I didnt" ;)
- waking up, looking round and thinking ... "fuckin' A !" :D

... and Im waiting for psylent_bob to post about nasty injuries incurred in the sack ;)

Marc[/quote]



ahaha, not so bad yourself ;)

and yeah, i wanna hear some of his, he sounded like he had some right stories to tell :) drag him on here!
 
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