top 10 for a homeless

eduk Sep 29, 2004

  1. eduk

    eduk Junior Members

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    what could u do if u were HOMELES :sad:

    im getting dissesperated!!
     
  2. jooncoi

    jooncoi rock...paper...SHOTGUN

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    still with my folks, but flat huntin
    things to learn as a homeless guy
    1. learn the knowledge of a cabbie (with out a cab)
    2. teach a three legged dog how to run again
    3. move to the woods
    4. live on the rooftops of london (cockney quasimodo if you will)
    5. fight crime, vigilante style
     
  3. dave arc-i

    dave arc-i Guest

    My top seven things to do if faced with homelessness....get a
    dog
    piece of string
    cardboard box
    sleeping bag
    crash course in liking special brew
    speech therapy so I could shout incoherently when drunk
    learn a mantra i.e. got any spare change
     
  4. eduk

    eduk Junior Members

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    ok many thanks for the tips also i would like to add...

    to sleep with one eye opened
    territoriality (works for dogs as well)

    but in that time i met a really homeess man. shit serious thing there's always sth new to learn
     
  5. damion

    damion Pound Shop Alex Petridis

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    what in tintern abbey are you talking about?
    poor taste
     
  6. eduk

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    i know
     
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    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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  8. fractalated

    fractalated nihilist

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    possibly the worst thread in the world.

    suppose you found yourself with no companion but the cold hard tarmac. your keys don't work. no easy escape to somewhere warm and a filling meal. see how funny it is then.
     
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