Top 10 top 10 for a homeless

jooncoi

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things to learn as a homeless guy
1. learn the knowledge of a cabbie (with out a cab)
2. teach a three legged dog how to run again
3. move to the woods
4. live on the rooftops of london (cockney quasimodo if you will)
5. fight crime, vigilante style
 
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dave arc-i

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My top seven things to do if faced with homelessness....get a
dog
piece of string
cardboard box
sleeping bag
crash course in liking special brew
speech therapy so I could shout incoherently when drunk
learn a mantra i.e. got any spare change
 

eduk

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ok many thanks for the tips also i would like to add...

to sleep with one eye opened
territoriality (works for dogs as well)

but in that time i met a really homeess man. shit serious thing there's always sth new to learn
 

josh

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fractalated

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possibly the worst thread in the world.

suppose you found yourself with no companion but the cold hard tarmac. your keys don't work. no easy escape to somewhere warm and a filling meal. see how funny it is then.
 
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