Top 10 Top 10 things to do in a Hot Bath..

Harmony

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Mmmmmm...

Because I spent nearly 3 hours in the bath last night, I though I had to share what on earth I filled my time doing...



Not before you though...


I'll give you a clue...

1> I lost the soap
2> Came out smooth as a baby
3> spent half the time 'managing' a cucumber
4> Lost my sight (under the cumber slices)
5> Sang *stop childeren, what's that sound..) :unsure:
6> Thought how rude 'Lord of the Rings' is when translated into Arabic..
7> Put my hair into a Ma'husive Mohecan
8> Had a ceremonius foot massage from Melinaaaaahhh..
9> Got carried away with toe-the-tap
10>Snorkled for 20 mins to exfoliate my face and swam to prune-city!



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opia

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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

i seem to spend my whole time in the bath doing the 'funny hairstyles' game, it's soooooo entertaining!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Zaven

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Tried to avoid fondling my arse because it just can't be right, right? :?






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josh

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i know how you feel zaven.. :no:
 

josh

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what is all this bottom-fiddling about?!


perverts the lot of you :P
 

Zaven

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:lol1:



I'm not alone!

Whoooo-Hoooo-yeaaaarrrgh-raaargh-aaarse-gerlz-feck-drenk-arse...


*get's a little toooo excited butt resists arse for now.....*



"I am the master of my ring. And to fondle it with such seeming pleasure and deepest most sinister satisfaction is an auns, anus crime..."

Punishable by penetration.

*considers new "fondle your ring" thread to muster somekind of allegance to the realm....*
 

Zaven

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Oh shit....


This may have gone too far..


*retracts ring thread..*



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shaven13

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S.I.T.B.

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DETOX

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You perverts!

Am i the only one that sings in his bathroom?
 

natacherry

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#read magazine
#look at my toes
#wash
#play with my belly piercing
#dream
#think:meeh i need to paint my toenails....
 
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