Top 10 things to do in a Hot Bath..

Harmony Aug 5, 2004

  1. Harmony

    Harmony Junior Members

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    Mmmmmm...

    Because I spent nearly 3 hours in the bath last night, I though I had to share what on earth I filled my time doing...



    Not before you though...


    I'll give you a clue...

    1> I lost the soap
    2> Came out smooth as a baby
    3> spent half the time 'managing' a cucumber
    4> Lost my sight (under the cumber slices)
    5> Sang *stop childeren, what's that sound..) :unsure:
    6> Thought how rude 'Lord of the Rings' is when translated into Arabic..
    7> Put my hair into a Ma'husive Mohecan
    8> Had a ceremonius foot massage from Melinaaaaahhh..
    9> Got carried away with toe-the-tap
    10>Snorkled for 20 mins to exfoliate my face and swam to prune-city!



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  2. opia

    opia locus solus

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    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    i seem to spend my whole time in the bath doing the 'funny hairstyles' game, it's soooooo entertaining!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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  3. Pheadra

    Pheadra My other ride is your mum

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    1) Wash face
    2) wash body
    3) Wash Cunt
    4) wash arse
    5) massage tits
    6) Shave Legs
    7) Shave pits
    8) shave Bikini Line
    9) Fart
    10) Pumice feet

    :ph34r:
    10)
     
  4. Zaven

    Zaven Time to prime..

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    Tried to avoid fondling my arse because it just can't be right, right? :?






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  5. josh

    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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    i know how you feel zaven.. :no:
     
  6. Zaven

    Zaven Time to prime..

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    ooh err..


    :huh:
    Christ! You do! Those days are behind me now...





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  7. tom anteater

    tom anteater Member

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    ooh err..

    lol :Smile3:
     
  8. josh

    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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    what is all this bottom-fiddling about?!


    perverts the lot of you :P
     
  9. Zaven

    Zaven Time to prime..

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    :lol1:



    I'm not alone!

    Whoooo-Hoooo-yeaaaarrrgh-raaargh-aaarse-gerlz-feck-drenk-arse...


    *get's a little toooo excited butt resists arse for now.....*



    "I am the master of my ring. And to fondle it with such seeming pleasure and deepest most sinister satisfaction is an auns, anus crime..."

    Punishable by penetration.

    *considers new "fondle your ring" thread to muster somekind of allegance to the realm....*
     
  10. Zaven

    Zaven Time to prime..

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    Oh shit....


    This may have gone too far..


    *retracts ring thread..*



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  11. Bristalien

    Bristalien Village Idiot

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  12. shaven13

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    S.I.T.B.

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    to hear the bit in the drops in an lsd trail after a party :P
     
  14. Timo_Ajar

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    :goodthre: :peace: :lol1: :lol:
     
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    You perverts!

    Am i the only one that sings in his bathroom?
     
  16. paradice

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    i had a bath on mushrooms on sunday, that was well intresting! :crazy:
     
  17. Red five

    Red five jah mangled spanner

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    that would be telling
  18. natacherry

    natacherry Snoozing..

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    #read magazine
    #look at my toes
    #wash
    #play with my belly piercing
    #dream
    #think:meeh i need to paint my toenails....
     
  19. Abstraction

    Abstraction happy juice

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    bath?


    i havent had a bath in about 5 years :unsure:
     
  20. lala69

    lala69 51% Sweetheart,49% Bitch

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    Hehe... me too! Top ten things to do in the shower? :bananada:
     
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